TRUMPUTIN-REPUBLICANS
IS IT YOUR DESIRE TO SEE
THE TURMOIL RIDDEN NATION, BE,
THE JOKE OF THE WORLD,
TO LAUGH AT WHEN THEY SEE
THE FOREIGN INFLUENCE BOUGHT
BY THE RUSSIAN OLIGARCHY?
WHEN WILL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE,
THE CRIMINAL ELEMENT IN THIS STORY
IS NOT ANY IMMIGRANT FROM
CENTRAL OR SOUTH AMERICA!
IT’S THE IMMIGRANT FROM RUSSIA
THE GODDAMN PRESIDENT?
HEY SHITHEAD DON,
WHEN ARE YOU SENDING
YOUR WIFE BACK TO SLOVENIA?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THAT WE WANT EX-USSR
CITIZENS IN OUR WHITE HOUSE?
WTF MAKES YOU THINK WE WANT
YOU IN OUR WHITE HOUSE?
WTF MAKES YOU THINK THAT
AMERICA LIKES CRIMINALS?
WTF WILL YOU LEARN THAT MORE
THAN 3 MILLION VOTERS,
VOTED FOR YOUR OPPONENT,
OVER YOU?
THAT MEANS THERE ARE FOR MORE
NEVER-TRUMPERS THAN
THERE EVER WERE,
EVER-TRUMPERS!
THERE ALWAYS HAS BEEN!
THAT MEANS,
YOU’VE BEEN TRUMPED
AND DUMPED!
IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME
THAT YOU DECEIVE TO CONCIEVE
NOTHING MORE THAN TO ACCEDE
TO YOUR DESIRE TO RELIEVE
US FROM WITH OUR RICHES
THAT WE’VE HELD IN OUR DITCHES
TO ADD TO YOUR PILE IN YOUR MOSCOW
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONAL GLITCHES
WHICH MAKES YOU NOTHING
BUT A CROOKED GYPSY,
PLAYING YOUR VERSION
OF THE BOHEMIAN
RHAPSODY IN BLUE!
THE MOLES,
AIDING AND ABETTING
THE GYPSY;
Sorry for the dis, Gypsies. But, you’re too close to Slovenians for me to be confortable. And this President is married to a Slav.
First up is the Kentucky blues duo of;
MOSCOW MITCH
‘Putin’s bitch’ McCONNELL,
YOU BANK ON RUSSIAN INVESTMENT
INTO YOUR STATE TO GET YOU
BACK TO THE SENATE,
DON’T YOU?
WHAT YOU’RE NOT BANKING ON,
HOW MANY OF YOUR CONSTITUENTS
SEE, THROUGH YOUR MOSCOW RED HAZE?
HOW MANY OF THEM ARE WILLING
TO BE PAID IN RUBLES?
DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT
MAKES YOUR STATE LOOK,
TO THE REST OF THE NATION?
IS THIS WHY THE REPUBLICAN’S COLOR IS RED?
DO THEY ALL SEE THE SAME RED,
THAT’S IN MOSCOW’S RED SQUARE?
Red rank RAND PAUL,
YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW HOW TO FEED
YOUR CONSTITUENTS A PILE OF BULLHIT!
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SPEW?
WTF WILL YOU LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THE TRUTH?
CAN YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON A BIBLE
AND STILL, PROFESS TO YOUR CONSTITUENTS,
THE LIES THAT YOU DO?
IS IT THAT YOU’RE FROM KENTUCKY,
THAT YOU HAVE SO MANY WHISKEY LIES
ROLLING AROUND IN YOUR BOURBON LADEN BRAIN?
THE REAL QUESTION IS,
SHOULD YOU BE A SENATOR?
WHY DO YOU SPEAK AS A TRAITOR?
HOW CAN YOU REPRESENT
ANYONE IN KENTUCKY?
YOU REPRESENT NO ONE
BUT YOUR OWN GREEDY INTERESTS
AND THOSE OF VLADIMIR PUTIN!
I THINK KNOW, YOU ARE CORRUPT,
SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU DEFEND
AND SUPPORT A RUSSIAN PRESIDENT
WHO DOES NOT HAVE AMERICA’S
BEST INTEREST IN MIND!
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL,
HE WAS IMPLANTED,
ALL OF AMERICA KNOWS
THAT HE WAS IMPLANTED
THAT MAKES YOU NOTHING BUT A SPINMASTER!
A F^CKING LOWLIFE SPINMASTER, WHO SOUNDS
NOTHING CLOSE TO AN OPEN MINDED JURER!
YOU TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD
THAT YOUR MIND IS MADE UP ALREADY!
YOU WILL BE FOUND OUT IN YOUR NEXT ELECTION,
WHEN I’LL BE ABLE TO KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!
UNTIL THEN, I DON’T TRUST YOU
TO WATCH OUR GOLD IN FORT KNOX!
YOU’LL DO WHAT YOU CAN TO STEAL IT,
IF WHAT YOU’RE TAKING PART IN
WITH THE PRESIDENT’S TAKEOVER,
IS ANY INDICATION!
I SEE IT AS THE CLEAREST INDICATION
OF YOUR COMPLIANCE
IN THIS CORRUPTION
WITH RUSSIAN POLITICS!
YOU’RE FAR TOO WRAPPED UP IN IT
TO BE INNOCENT OF TREASON!
IF THIS WERE A DECLARED WAR IN CYBERSPACE,
YOU’D BE GUILTY AS HELL,
ALONG WITH THE PRESIDENT
AND ALL OF HIS CABINET OF TREASON!
I DEMAND THAT YOUR CONSTITUENTS
EXPEL YOU FROM THE SENATE
FOR NOT SUPPORTING THEM OR ANYONE IN AMERICA!
JOHN BARBER,
I’VE SEEN BLATANT IGNORANCE BEFORE
BUT YOU TAKE THE CASE
FOR CHOOSING IGNORANCE AGAINST AMERICA.
HOW F^CKING STUPID
DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO MAKE YOURSELF?
YOUR STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE
GO TO THE FURTHEST EXTREMES
OF ANYONE I’VE HEARD YET, TODAY!
YOU MAKE THE PERFECT CASE FOR THE PURE CORRUPTION
THAT THIS TRUMPUTIN PARTY IS ACTIVELY ENGAGING IN!
HUGH HEWITT,
YOU’RE AS IGNORANT AS EVERY
OTHER TRUPUTINPUBLICAN!
ARE YOU ALL RUSSIAN MOLES?
WTF DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY COUNTRY?
ISN’T IT SUPPOSED TO BE YOURS, TOO?
WHY DO YOU WANT TO GIVE IT TO RUSSIA?
WTF IS YOUR THINKING?
DO YOU THINK?
I CAN SEE HOW YOU’RE PERSUADED
BY THE BULLSHIT THE PRESIDENT SPOUTS
BECAUSE YOU’RE AS BOUGHT OFF
AS THE PRESIDENT IS!
YOU’RE NOTHING BUT ANOTHER RUSSIAN
ASSET IN AMERICA’S HEARTLAND!
THANK YOU THOUGH FOR GIVING ME
AN ASSHOLE TO DISAGREE WITH!
AT LEAST,
YOU’RE A SEMI-EDUCATION ONE!
AMB ROBERT OBRIAN
YOU’RE NOT EDUCATED AT ALL!
YOU ARE SO FUCKING SCREWED UP AND DEAD WRONG!
YOU LIE STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR TEETH!
HOW THE F^CK AN YOU EXPECT ANYONE
TO BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAY?
THEY ARE ALL AS FALSE AS MY TEETH ARE!
YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SPEAK IS VERY DISTURBING!
YOU DON’T KNOW A F^CKING THING
YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!
EVEN I CAN SEE YOUR IGNORANCE
WHO THE F^CK ARE YOU?
ISN’T NATO SPENDING SUPPOSED
TO PROTECT THE UNITED STATES?
WTF COMPLAIN ABOUT WHO’S
PAYING TOO MUCH INTO IT?
SHOULDN’T THIS EXPENSE BE OURS
AND NOT THEIRS?
WTF IS COMPLAINING ABOUT OUR PROTECTION?
IS IT VLADIMIR PUTIN?
WTF ARE WE TRYING TO APPEASE HIM?
THERE IS NO ONE “GREAT”
IN THIS WHITE HOUSE!
ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT
IS THINKING RUSSIAN!
HOW THE HELL DID
YOU EVER GET YOUR JOB?
DID IT TAKE A BLOW JOB
ON DONALD TO GET IT?
OR, DID YOU BLOW VLADIMIR?
WHO’S DICK DID YOU SUCK TO GET YOUR JOB?
HOW BIG OF A DONATION DID IT COST YOU?
WAS IT WORTH IT TO CARRY THIS MUCH
TURMOIL WITH YOUR DONATION?
DON’T YOU KNOW THAT NATO
IS FOR AMERICA’S PROTECTION?
HOW THE F^CK CAN WE SPEND
TOO MUCH ON OUR OWN PROTECTION?
WTF IS YOUR THINKING?
DO YOU EVEN THINK?
WHO DO I THINK NOT?
YOU ARE SUCH A SHITHEAD,
YOU’RE ACTIVELY DESTROYING OUR NATION!
WHY THE F^CK CAN YOU NOT YOU NOT
STOP YOUR DESTRUKTION?
ARE YOU GETTING TOO MANY RUBLES FOR IT?
CAN YOU PROVE TO ME THAT YOUR NOT?
CAN I SEE YOU BANK RECORDS?
YOU SOUND LIKE NOTHING
BUT A F^CKING THIEF TO ME!
YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED UP
FOR YOUR PART IN THIS PRESIDENTIAL TREASON!
HIS VERSION OF “PERFECT”
IS ANYTHING PERFECTLY CORRUPT!
THE QUESTION IS,
HOW MANY TRUMPUTINPUBLICANS
WILL STILL PROTECT THE TREASON
COMMITTED BY THIS PRESIDENT?
WILL MITCH KEEP COMMITTING TREASON?
WILL LINDSEY KEEP COMMITTING TREASON?
HOW MANY WILL SUPPORT
FOREIGN AID FOR ELECTION SUPPORT?
HOW MANY WILL ENDORSE
PUTTING HIS OFFICE, AND OUR COUNTRY IN DANGER,
FOR A REASON OF HIS OWN PERSONAL GREED, ONLY?
I FIND IT TRULY AMAZING AT HOW MANY TRUMPUTINUBLICANS
HAVE BEEN FULLY HORNSWOGGLED BY THIS PRESIDENT!
MAC THORNBERRY,
HOW CAN YOU CLAIM THAT BRIBERY ISN’T IMPEACHABLE
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT ENDANGERS THE NATION!
WHAT THRESHOLD DO YOU WANT TO HEAR?
IF THIS WERE WARTIME,
TREASON WOULD HAVE BEEN COMMITTED!
CAN’T YOU SEE THAT OUR ALLIES DIED
TO APPEASE WHAT THIS PRESIDENT
ILLEGALLY WANTED?
IF YOU CAN’T MAKE THE CALL,
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
TO EVEN BE IN THE ROOM?
YOU BELONG IN ANOTHER JOB!
YOU DO NOT REPRESENT ANY AMERICAN,
THAT I KNOW OF ANYWHERE!
YOU CAN ONLY REPRESENT RUSSIAN BULLSHIT!
IS THAT WHAT MAKES UP YOUR CONSTITUENTS?
RUSSIAN MOLES?
THEY ARE NOT WELCOME AS YOU ARE NOT!
HOW DID YOU EVER GET YOUR JOB?
IS IT A JOB THAT ANY MORON CAN HAVE!
HEY RAND PAUL,
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN
TO TELL THE TRUTH?
WAS IT IN MOSCOW?
IS YOUR TRUTH THE RUSSIAN
DOUBLE TALK TRUTH?
HOW THE F^CK,
DID Y0U EVER GET ELECTED?
ARE THEY REALLY THAT STUPID
AND IGNORANT IN KENTUCKY!
WHO THE HELL WOULD EVER VOTE
FOR THE LIKES OF A RUSSIAN MOLE?
IN MY EYES, YOU GOOD AS DEAD!
AND SO IS KENTUCKY!
I WILL NEVER DRINK YOUR BOURBON AGAIN!
IT APPEARS THAT YOU’VE DRANK
WAY TOO MUCH OF IT
AND ARE STILL DRUNK ON IT!
NOMOLE,
JIM HIMES,
YOU’RE EXACTLY RIGHT!
IT WAS EXTORTION
THAT THE PRESIDENT
COMMITTED AGAIN UKRAINE!
WHAT MORE OF AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE
CAN YOU POSSIBLY HAVE!
THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH!
CAN YOU CONVINCE YOUR TRUMPUTIN-
PUBLICANS COLLEAGUES TO DO THE SAME?
TRUMPUTINPUBLICANS,
WHEN WILL THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LEARN,
WHEN YOU ELECT CRIMINALS,
THEY WILL LEAD THE NATION CRIMINALLY?
WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM REAGAN?
WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM CHENEY?
WHERE, IN HELL, ARE YOUR F&CKING BRAINS?
DO YOU HAVE ANY AT ALL?
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO ADAMANT
ABOUT PROVING THAT YOU DON’T?
ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI!
AM I HEARING YOU TELLING THE TRUTH?
DID YOU JUMP SHIP AND COME TO YOUR SENSES?
AM I HEARING YOU TALKING ABOUT THE LAWLESS
BEHAVIOR OF THE PRESIDENT?
DIDN’T YOU USED TO BE
AN ALLY OF THE PRESIDENT,
EVEN WHEN HE WAS ACTIVELY
PURSUING HIS ILLEGAL AGENDA?
WHAT BROUGHT THE LIGHT TO YOUR EYES?
NIKKI HALEY,
IF DONALD TRUMP TELLS THE TRUTH,
WHICH OFF HIS 14,000 LIES
DID YOU NOT BELIEVE?
CAN I SELL YOU SOME BEACH
FRONT PROPERTY IN KANSAS?
IF YOU BELIEVE THE PRESIDENT
YOU’LL BELIEVE ANYTHING,
SO TRUST ME,
IT’S OCEANFRONT PROPERTY
SMACK-DAB IN THE MIDDLE
OF OUR CONTINENT!
HOW MANY CONS
HAVE YOU FALLEN FOR
IN YOUR LIFE?
I KNOW, NOW,
THAT YOU WOULD HAVE LET
THE PRESIDENT START WORLD WAR 3,
JUST BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT!
YOU WANTED TO ALLOW
HIM TO ROB THE BANK
BECAUSE HE INVITED YOU IN
WHILE HE WAS ROBBING IT!
HOW F^CKING IGNORANT
CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE?
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
THAT THE PEOPLE DECIDED
THREE YEARS AGO,
WHEN THEY DIDN’T
ELECT THIS PRESIDENT?
YOU ARE CLEARLY AN AMERICAN TRAITOR!
YOU SOLD OUR COUNTRY OUT TO RUSSIA!
YOU F^CKING TRUMPUTIN TRAITOR!
YOU DESERVE AS MUCH TO DIE
AS THE REST OF THIS
CROOKED ADMINISTRATION!
IF YOU WITNESS A BANK ROBBERY
AND YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO STOP IT,
YOU HAVE THE OBLIGATION TO STOP IT!
IF YOU DON’T, YOU’RE AS GUILTY AS THE BANKROBBERS!
WHERE IN HELL DID YOU LEARN ABOUT HUMANITY?
WHERE IN HELL DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING?
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?
DO YOU HAVE AN IOTA OF BRAINS IN YOUR BODY?
I’VE NEVER HEARD SUCH STUPIDITY FROM ANYONE,
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF EVERYONE
IN THIS F&CKING ADMINISTRATION OF CRIME!
YOU, TAKE THE CASE FOR IGNORANCE
IN A PRETTY WOMAN!
(YOU MUST BE THE WHORE
IN PRETTY WOMAN!)
DUE TO YOUR ACTIONS,
AS A MOLE FOR RUSSIA,
NO AMERICAN CAN BELIEVE
ANYTHING YOU UTTER!
DUE TO YOUR INTERFERENCE
IN PROTECTING OUR DEMOCRACY,
THIS MEAN THAT WE NEED
TO BLAME YOU FOR THE DEBACLE,
TRUMP WAS ALLOWED TO PULL
ON THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
HOW DOES THAT NOT
MAKE YOU A TRAITOR?
WTF’S SIDE WERE YOU ON?
AMERICA OR RUSSIA?
CAN YOU PROVE TO ME
THAT IT WASN’T RUSSIA?
YOU’VE JUST TURNED YOURSELF
INTO THE UGLIEST PRETTY FACE
IN THE WORLD,
NEXT TO IVANKA!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Because you support, corrupt criminal behavior, you must have, corrupt criminal intent, yourself. Has it always been your habit to adhere to the whims of a foreign agency? How can you possibly endorse what this Russian asset has done to America? Are you being paid in rubles, too? Can we look at your bank accounts, to see where your money comes from? I want to know, who pays you to say what you say? What do they want out of a broken America? What the hell do you expect out of a broken America? Why do you support the greatest divider of this nation since the Civil War? What’s in it for you? Why can’t you be patriotic and support your nation, instead of this Russian asset?
HOW MANY OF THESE OBSTRUCTINISTS
WILL GET OFF BY NOT BEING CHARGED?
HOW MANY WILL LEARN
THAT WHEN THE PRESIDENT
SAYS HE DID “NOTHING” WRONG,
HE DEFINES “NOTHING” AS EVERYTHING?
EITHER THAT OR HE CONFUSES, WRONG WITH RIGHT,
MEANING EVERYTHING HE DID WAS WRONG AND CORRUPT!
WHEN IN HELL WELL THESE RUSSIAN MOLES
IN THIS ADMINISTRATION GET THEIR DAYS IN JAIL?
RICK PERRY
YOU DESERVE 40 YEARS IN PRISON
FOR YOUR CORRUPTION!
IF THERE IS A SCUM ON THIS EARTH,
YOU MAKE THE CASE FOR EVERY BIT OF IT,
MAKING YOUR NOTHING MORE THAN A SCUMSUCKER!?
WHAT DOES DONALD’SCUM TASTE LIKE?
IN MY OPINION, YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!
BUT EVEN THAT IS TOO QUICK OF A DEATH
FOR THE CRIMES YOU’VE COMMITTED!
YOU DESERVE A DEATH AS SLOW
AS THAT OF THE PRESIDENT’S
ONE LIMB SEVERED EACH DAY,
WITHOUT PAINKILLERS,
STARTING WITH THE LITTLE TOE
MOVING TO THE BIG TOE
THEN THE FOOT,
THEN THE LEG!