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TRUMPUTIN-REPUBLICANS

IS IT YOUR DESIRE TO SEE

THE TURMOIL RIDDEN NATION, BE,

THE JOKE OF THE WORLD,

TO LAUGH AT WHEN THEY SEE

THE FOREIGN INFLUENCE BOUGHT

BY THE RUSSIAN OLIGARCHY?

WHEN WILL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE,

THE CRIMINAL ELEMENT IN THIS STORY

IS NOT ANY IMMIGRANT FROM

CENTRAL OR SOUTH AMERICA!

IT’S THE IMMIGRANT FROM RUSSIA

THE GODDAMN PRESIDENT?

HEY SHITHEAD DON,

WHEN ARE YOU SENDING

YOUR WIFE BACK TO SLOVENIA?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

THAT WE WANT EX-USSR

CITIZENS IN OUR WHITE HOUSE?

WTF MAKES YOU THINK WE WANT

YOU IN OUR WHITE HOUSE?

WTF MAKES YOU THINK THAT

AMERICA LIKES CRIMINALS?

WTF WILL YOU LEARN THAT MORE

THAN 3 MILLION VOTERS,

VOTED FOR YOUR OPPONENT,

OVER YOU?

THAT MEANS THERE ARE FOR MORE

NEVER-TRUMPERS THAN

THERE EVER WERE,

EVER-TRUMPERS!

THERE ALWAYS HAS BEEN!

THAT MEANS,

YOU’VE BEEN TRUMPED

AND DUMPED!

IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME

THAT YOU DECEIVE TO CONCIEVE

NOTHING MORE THAN TO ACCEDE 

TO YOUR DESIRE TO RELIEVE

US FROM WITH OUR RICHES

THAT WE’VE HELD IN OUR DITCHES

TO ADD TO YOUR PILE IN YOUR MOSCOW

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONAL GLITCHES

WHICH MAKES YOU NOTHING

BUT A CROOKED GYPSY,

PLAYING YOUR VERSION

OF THE BOHEMIAN

RHAPSODY IN BLUE!

 

THE MOLES,

AIDING AND ABETTING

THE GYPSY;

Sorry for the dis, Gypsies. But, you’re too close to Slovenians for me to be confortable. And this President is married to a Slav.

First up is the Kentucky blues duo of;

MOSCOW MITCH

‘Putin’s bitch’ McCONNELL,

YOU BANK ON RUSSIAN INVESTMENT

INTO YOUR STATE TO GET YOU

BACK TO THE SENATE,

DON’T YOU?

WHAT YOU’RE NOT BANKING ON,

HOW MANY OF YOUR CONSTITUENTS

SEE, THROUGH YOUR MOSCOW RED HAZE?

HOW MANY OF THEM ARE WILLING

TO BE PAID IN RUBLES?

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT

MAKES YOUR STATE LOOK,

TO THE REST OF THE NATION?

IS THIS WHY THE REPUBLICAN’S COLOR IS RED?

DO THEY ALL SEE THE SAME RED, 

THAT’S IN MOSCOW’S RED SQUARE?

 

Red rank RAND PAUL,

YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW HOW TO FEED

YOUR CONSTITUENTS A PILE OF BULLHIT!

IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SPEW?

WTF WILL YOU LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THE TRUTH?

CAN YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON A BIBLE

AND STILL, PROFESS TO YOUR CONSTITUENTS,

THE LIES THAT YOU DO?

IS IT THAT YOU’RE FROM KENTUCKY,

THAT YOU HAVE SO MANY WHISKEY LIES

ROLLING AROUND IN YOUR BOURBON LADEN BRAIN?

THE REAL QUESTION IS,

SHOULD YOU BE A SENATOR?

WHY DO YOU SPEAK AS A TRAITOR?

HOW CAN YOU REPRESENT

ANYONE IN KENTUCKY?

YOU REPRESENT NO ONE

BUT YOUR OWN GREEDY INTERESTS

AND THOSE OF VLADIMIR PUTIN!

I THINK KNOW, YOU ARE CORRUPT,

SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU DEFEND

AND SUPPORT A RUSSIAN PRESIDENT

WHO DOES NOT HAVE AMERICA’S

BEST INTEREST IN MIND!

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL,

HE WAS IMPLANTED,

ALL OF AMERICA KNOWS

THAT HE WAS IMPLANTED

THAT MAKES YOU NOTHING BUT A SPINMASTER!

A F^CKING LOWLIFE SPINMASTER, WHO SOUNDS

NOTHING CLOSE TO AN OPEN MINDED JURER!

YOU TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD

THAT YOUR MIND IS MADE UP ALREADY!

YOU WILL BE FOUND OUT IN YOUR NEXT ELECTION,

WHEN I’LL BE ABLE TO KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!

UNTIL THEN, I DON’T TRUST YOU

TO WATCH OUR GOLD IN FORT KNOX!

YOU’LL DO WHAT YOU CAN TO STEAL IT,

IF WHAT YOU’RE TAKING PART IN

WITH THE PRESIDENT’S TAKEOVER,

IS ANY INDICATION!

I SEE IT AS THE CLEAREST INDICATION

OF YOUR COMPLIANCE

IN THIS CORRUPTION

WITH RUSSIAN POLITICS!

YOU’RE FAR TOO WRAPPED UP IN IT

TO BE INNOCENT OF TREASON!

IF THIS WERE A DECLARED WAR IN CYBERSPACE,

YOU’D BE GUILTY AS HELL,

ALONG WITH THE PRESIDENT

AND ALL OF HIS CABINET OF TREASON!

I DEMAND THAT YOUR CONSTITUENTS

EXPEL YOU FROM THE SENATE

FOR NOT SUPPORTING THEM OR ANYONE IN AMERICA!

 

JOHN BARBER,

I’VE SEEN BLATANT IGNORANCE BEFORE

BUT YOU TAKE THE CASE

FOR CHOOSING IGNORANCE AGAINST AMERICA.

HOW F^CKING STUPID

DO YOU REALLY WANT

TO MAKE YOURSELF?

YOUR STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE

GO TO THE FURTHEST EXTREMES

OF ANYONE I’VE HEARD YET, TODAY!

YOU MAKE THE PERFECT CASE FOR THE PURE CORRUPTION

THAT THIS TRUMPUTIN PARTY IS ACTIVELY ENGAGING IN!

 

HUGH HEWITT,

YOU’RE AS IGNORANT AS EVERY

OTHER TRUPUTINPUBLICAN!

ARE YOU ALL RUSSIAN MOLES?

WTF DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY COUNTRY?

ISN’T IT SUPPOSED TO BE YOURS, TOO?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO GIVE IT TO RUSSIA?

WTF IS YOUR THINKING?

DO YOU THINK?

I CAN SEE HOW YOU’RE PERSUADED

BY THE BULLSHIT THE PRESIDENT SPOUTS

BECAUSE YOU’RE AS BOUGHT OFF

AS THE PRESIDENT IS!

YOU’RE NOTHING BUT ANOTHER RUSSIAN

ASSET IN AMERICA’S HEARTLAND!

THANK YOU THOUGH FOR GIVING ME

AN ASSHOLE TO DISAGREE WITH!

AT LEAST,

YOU’RE A SEMI-EDUCATION ONE!

 

AMB ROBERT OBRIAN

YOU’RE NOT EDUCATED AT ALL!

YOU ARE SO FUCKING SCREWED UP AND DEAD WRONG!

YOU LIE STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR TEETH!

HOW THE F^CK AN YOU EXPECT ANYONE

TO BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAY?

THEY ARE ALL AS FALSE AS MY TEETH ARE!

YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SPEAK IS VERY DISTURBING!

YOU DON’T KNOW A F^CKING THING

YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!

EVEN I CAN SEE YOUR IGNORANCE

WHO THE F^CK ARE YOU?

ISN’T NATO SPENDING SUPPOSED

TO PROTECT THE UNITED STATES?

WTF COMPLAIN ABOUT WHO’S

PAYING TOO MUCH INTO IT?

SHOULDN’T THIS EXPENSE BE OURS

AND NOT THEIRS?

WTF IS COMPLAINING ABOUT OUR PROTECTION?

IS IT VLADIMIR PUTIN?

WTF ARE WE TRYING TO APPEASE HIM?

THERE IS NO ONE “GREAT”

IN THIS WHITE HOUSE!

ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT

IS THINKING RUSSIAN!

HOW THE HELL DID

YOU EVER GET YOUR  JOB?

DID IT TAKE A  BLOW JOB

ON DONALD TO GET IT?

OR, DID YOU BLOW VLADIMIR?

WHO’S DICK DID YOU SUCK TO GET YOUR JOB?

HOW BIG OF A DONATION DID IT COST YOU?

WAS IT WORTH IT TO CARRY THIS MUCH

TURMOIL WITH YOUR DONATION?

DON’T YOU KNOW THAT NATO

IS FOR AMERICA’S PROTECTION?

HOW THE F^CK CAN WE SPEND

TOO MUCH ON OUR OWN PROTECTION?

WTF IS YOUR THINKING?

DO YOU EVEN THINK?

WHO DO I THINK NOT?

YOU ARE SUCH A SHITHEAD,

YOU’RE ACTIVELY DESTROYING OUR NATION!

WHY THE F^CK CAN YOU NOT YOU NOT

STOP YOUR DESTRUKTION?

ARE YOU GETTING TOO MANY RUBLES FOR IT?

CAN YOU PROVE TO ME THAT YOUR NOT?

CAN I SEE YOU BANK RECORDS?

YOU SOUND LIKE NOTHING

BUT A F^CKING THIEF TO ME!

YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED UP

FOR YOUR PART IN THIS PRESIDENTIAL TREASON!

HIS VERSION OF “PERFECT”

IS ANYTHING PERFECTLY CORRUPT!

THE QUESTION IS,

HOW MANY TRUMPUTINPUBLICANS

WILL STILL PROTECT THE TREASON

COMMITTED BY THIS PRESIDENT?

WILL MITCH KEEP COMMITTING TREASON?

WILL LINDSEY KEEP COMMITTING TREASON?

HOW MANY WILL SUPPORT

FOREIGN AID FOR ELECTION SUPPORT?

HOW MANY WILL ENDORSE

PUTTING HIS OFFICE, AND OUR COUNTRY IN DANGER,

FOR A REASON OF HIS OWN PERSONAL GREED, ONLY?

I FIND IT TRULY AMAZING AT HOW MANY TRUMPUTINUBLICANS

HAVE BEEN FULLY HORNSWOGGLED BY THIS PRESIDENT!

 

MAC THORNBERRY,

HOW CAN YOU CLAIM THAT BRIBERY ISN’T IMPEACHABLE

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT ENDANGERS THE NATION!

WHAT THRESHOLD DO YOU WANT TO HEAR?

IF THIS WERE WARTIME,

TREASON WOULD HAVE BEEN COMMITTED!

CAN’T YOU SEE THAT OUR ALLIES DIED

TO APPEASE WHAT THIS PRESIDENT

ILLEGALLY WANTED?

IF YOU CAN’T MAKE THE CALL,

WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT

TO EVEN BE IN THE ROOM?

YOU BELONG IN ANOTHER JOB!

YOU DO NOT REPRESENT ANY AMERICAN,

THAT I KNOW OF ANYWHERE!

YOU CAN ONLY REPRESENT RUSSIAN BULLSHIT!

IS THAT WHAT MAKES UP YOUR CONSTITUENTS?

RUSSIAN MOLES?

THEY ARE NOT WELCOME AS YOU ARE NOT!

HOW DID YOU EVER GET YOUR JOB?

IS IT A JOB THAT ANY MORON CAN HAVE!

HEY RAND PAUL,

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN

TO TELL THE TRUTH?

WAS IT IN MOSCOW?

IS YOUR TRUTH THE RUSSIAN

DOUBLE TALK TRUTH?

HOW THE F^CK,

DID Y0U EVER GET ELECTED?

ARE THEY REALLY THAT STUPID

AND IGNORANT IN KENTUCKY!

WHO THE HELL WOULD EVER VOTE

FOR THE LIKES OF A RUSSIAN MOLE?

IN MY EYES, YOU GOOD AS DEAD!

AND SO IS KENTUCKY!

I WILL NEVER DRINK YOUR BOURBON AGAIN!

IT APPEARS THAT YOU’VE DRANK

WAY TOO MUCH OF IT

AND ARE STILL DRUNK ON IT!

 

 

NOMOLE,

JIM HIMES,

YOU’RE EXACTLY RIGHT!

IT WAS EXTORTION

THAT THE PRESIDENT

COMMITTED AGAIN UKRAINE!

WHAT MORE OF AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE

CAN YOU POSSIBLY HAVE!

THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH!

CAN YOU CONVINCE YOUR TRUMPUTIN-

PUBLICANS COLLEAGUES TO DO THE SAME?

 

TRUMPUTINPUBLICANS,

WHEN WILL THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LEARN,

WHEN YOU ELECT CRIMINALS,

THEY WILL LEAD THE NATION CRIMINALLY?

WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM REAGAN?

WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM CHENEY?

WHERE, IN HELL, ARE YOUR F&CKING BRAINS?

DO YOU HAVE ANY AT ALL?

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO ADAMANT

ABOUT PROVING THAT YOU DON’T?

 

ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI!

AM I HEARING YOU TELLING THE TRUTH?

DID YOU JUMP SHIP AND COME TO YOUR SENSES?

AM I HEARING YOU TALKING ABOUT THE LAWLESS

BEHAVIOR OF THE PRESIDENT?

DIDN’T YOU USED TO BE

AN ALLY OF THE PRESIDENT,

EVEN WHEN HE WAS ACTIVELY

PURSUING HIS ILLEGAL AGENDA?

WHAT BROUGHT THE LIGHT TO YOUR EYES?

 

NIKKI HALEY,

IF DONALD TRUMP TELLS THE TRUTH,

WHICH OFF HIS 14,000 LIES

DID YOU NOT BELIEVE?

CAN I SELL YOU SOME BEACH

FRONT PROPERTY IN KANSAS?

IF YOU BELIEVE THE PRESIDENT

YOU’LL BELIEVE ANYTHING,

SO TRUST ME,

IT’S OCEANFRONT PROPERTY

SMACK-DAB IN THE MIDDLE

OF OUR CONTINENT!

HOW MANY CONS

HAVE YOU FALLEN FOR

IN YOUR LIFE?

I KNOW, NOW,

THAT YOU WOULD HAVE LET

THE PRESIDENT START WORLD WAR 3,

JUST BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT!

YOU WANTED TO ALLOW

HIM TO ROB THE BANK

BECAUSE HE INVITED YOU IN

WHILE HE WAS ROBBING IT!

HOW F^CKING IGNORANT

CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE?

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

THAT THE PEOPLE DECIDED

THREE YEARS AGO,

WHEN THEY DIDN’T

ELECT THIS PRESIDENT?

YOU ARE CLEARLY AN AMERICAN TRAITOR!

YOU SOLD OUR COUNTRY OUT TO RUSSIA!

YOU F^CKING TRUMPUTIN TRAITOR!

YOU DESERVE AS MUCH TO DIE

AS THE REST OF THIS

CROOKED ADMINISTRATION!

IF YOU WITNESS A BANK ROBBERY

AND YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO STOP IT,

YOU HAVE THE OBLIGATION TO STOP IT!

IF YOU DON’T, YOU’RE AS GUILTY AS THE BANKROBBERS!

WHERE IN HELL DID YOU LEARN ABOUT HUMANITY?

WHERE IN  HELL DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

DO YOU HAVE AN IOTA OF BRAINS IN YOUR BODY?

I’VE NEVER HEARD SUCH STUPIDITY FROM ANYONE,

WITH THE EXCEPTION OF EVERYONE

IN THIS F&CKING ADMINISTRATION OF CRIME!

YOU, TAKE THE CASE FOR IGNORANCE

IN A PRETTY WOMAN!

(YOU MUST BE THE WHORE

IN PRETTY WOMAN!)

DUE TO YOUR ACTIONS,

AS A MOLE FOR RUSSIA,

NO AMERICAN CAN BELIEVE

ANYTHING YOU UTTER!

DUE TO YOUR INTERFERENCE

IN PROTECTING OUR DEMOCRACY,

THIS MEAN THAT WE NEED

TO BLAME YOU FOR THE DEBACLE,

TRUMP WAS ALLOWED TO PULL

ON THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!

HOW DOES THAT NOT

MAKE YOU A TRAITOR?

WTF’S SIDE WERE YOU ON?

AMERICA OR RUSSIA?

CAN YOU PROVE TO ME

THAT IT WASN’T RUSSIA?

YOU’VE JUST TURNED YOURSELF

INTO THE UGLIEST PRETTY FACE

IN THE WORLD,

NEXT TO IVANKA!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Because you support, corrupt criminal behavior, you must have, corrupt criminal intent, yourself. Has it always been your habit to adhere to the whims of a foreign agency? How can you possibly endorse what this Russian asset has done to America? Are you being paid in rubles, too? Can we look at your bank accounts, to see where your money comes from? I want to know, who pays you to say what you say? What do they want out of a broken America? What the hell do you expect out of a broken America? Why do you support the greatest divider of this nation since the Civil War? What’s in it for you? Why can’t you be patriotic and support your nation, instead of this Russian asset?

 

HOW MANY OF THESE OBSTRUCTINISTS

WILL GET OFF BY NOT BEING CHARGED?

HOW MANY WILL LEARN

THAT WHEN THE PRESIDENT

SAYS HE DID “NOTHING” WRONG,

HE DEFINES “NOTHING” AS EVERYTHING?

EITHER THAT OR HE CONFUSES, WRONG WITH RIGHT,

MEANING EVERYTHING HE DID WAS WRONG AND CORRUPT!

WHEN IN HELL WELL THESE RUSSIAN MOLES

IN THIS ADMINISTRATION GET THEIR DAYS IN JAIL?

 

RICK PERRY

YOU DESERVE 40 YEARS IN PRISON

FOR YOUR CORRUPTION!

IF THERE IS A SCUM ON THIS EARTH,

YOU MAKE THE CASE FOR EVERY BIT OF IT,

MAKING YOUR NOTHING MORE THAN A SCUMSUCKER!?

WHAT DOES DONALD’SCUM TASTE LIKE?

IN MY OPINION, YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!

BUT EVEN THAT IS TOO QUICK OF A DEATH

FOR THE CRIMES YOU’VE COMMITTED!

YOU DESERVE A DEATH AS SLOW

AS THAT OF THE PRESIDENT’S

ONE LIMB SEVERED EACH DAY,

WITHOUT PAINKILLERS,

STARTING WITH THE LITTLE TOE

MOVING TO THE BIG TOE

THEN THE FOOT,

THEN THE LEG!