MR PRESIDENT,
HEY SHTHEAD,
DO YOU KNOW
THE DEFINITION
OF TREASON?
JUST HOW MANY CRIMES
DO YOU PLAN TO COMMIT,
WHILE IN THE OVAL OFFICE?
IS ONE A DAY, ENOUGH?
WHY DO YOU
ENGAGE IN CRIME
LIKE MOST PEOPLE
TAKE THEIR VITAMINS?
IT STILL AMAZES ME
HOW PRECISELY YOU
DESCRIBE YOURSELF,
EVERY TIME YOU DESCRIBE
ANOTHER’S ACTIONS,
WHOM YOU DON’T LIKE!
I ALWAYS HEAR YOUR
SUBLIMINAL CONFESSIONS,
IN YOUR CONDEMNATION
OF ANYONE ELSE!
YOU ALWAYS,
EITHER DESCRIBE
WHAT YOU’RE DOING,
WHAT YOU INTEND
ON DOING,
WHAT YOU’VE DONE,
OR WHAT YOU WISH
YOU COULD DO!
YOU HAVE IMPRESSED ME
WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE IN AMERICA,
ARE WILLING TO BE A TRAITOR TO AMERICA,
JUST TO FOLLOW YOU!
YOU’VE CARVED OUT A SMALL
SUB-NATION OF BETRAYERS,
JUST TO FEED YOUR EGO!
WHY IS IT I SEE
PUTIN’S WISHES BEING MET,
IN EVERYTHING
YOU SAY AND DO,
EVER SINCE YOU’VE BEEN IN OFFICE!
WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU WORKING FOR?
US OR RUSSIA?
WHY DON’T YOU BUILD
A TOWER IN SIBERIA,
AND JUST, MOVE THERE,
WHERE NO ONE WILL BOTHER YOU?
I CAN PROMISE,
I WON’T,
IF YOU STAY
OFF THE TWITTER!
LEARN WHO THE HELL
IS HURTING OUR REPUBLIC!
THEN LOOK IN THE F^CKING MIRROR
TO SEE THE ASSHOLE DOING THE DAMAGE!
LEARN WHAT THE CONSTITUTION SAYS
AND ABIDE BY IT AND ENFORCE IT!
OTHERWISE,
GET THE F^CK OUT
OF OUR WHITE HOUSE!
AND STAY THE F^CK OUT,
DESTROYER OF AMERICA!
YOU TALK ABOUT CORRUPTION
LIKE YOU’RE REALLY
KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT IT.
DID YOU LEARN
ALL YOU KNOW,
FROM EXPERIENCE?
IT AMAZES ME HOW
MANY PEOPLE IN YOUR ADMIN
WOULD RATHER TESTIFY IN THE SENATE
DURING THE TRIAL,
THAN IN THE HOUSE
WITH NO TRIAL GOING ON!
DOES THAT MEAN THAT THEY
ALL WANT TO SEE THE TRIAL?
WHERE THE HELL IS THE IMPEACHMENT, THEN?
WHY ARE THEY SO WILLING TO RISK THEIR OWN
DIGNITY TO APPEASE AND FEED
A RUSSIAN ASSET’S EGO?
I FIND THAT TOTALLY DISGUSTING!
THE LIFE OF A DUNG BEETLE
WOULD BE PREFERENTIAL TO THAT!
THAT’S ALL THESE BUTT-HEADS LIVE TO DO!
TO, PUSH THE SHIT THAT THEY DO!
BUT, THAT IS THE “GREAT AMERICA”
THAT’S COME FROM A RUSSIAN ASSET!
I SAY, IT’S TIME TO SEND
THE ASSET BACK TO RUSSIA,
PERMANENTLY!
FILL HIS TOWERS WITH IMMIGRANTS
FROM CENTRAL AMERICA,
AND MAKE HIS TENANTS
FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE,
STARTING WITH HIS PENTHOUSE!
HE WON’T NEED IT WHILE
SPENDING HIS LIFE IN PRISON!
BUT, EVERY IMMIGRANT THAT HE TERRORIZED
WOULD BE VERY DESERVING OF THE GESTURE!
YOU,
ON THE OTHER HAND,
DESERVE NOTHING BUT PRISON,
FOR YOUR TREASON!
DEATH WOULD BE TOO MERCIFUL, FOR YOU!
YOU DESERVE TO SUFFER AS MUCH
AS EVERYONE YOU’VE MADE SUFFER!
YOU JUST COMMITTED
IT TO THE KURDS!
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT AN ALLIANCE IS?
OR,
ARE ALL OF
YOUR ALLIANCES,
LIKE THEY ARE, OF YOUR
ADMINISTRATION,
PURE CRIMINALS?
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU FORCED
THROUGH YOUR ACTION,
TO PRISON, FOR SUPPORTING
AND ENABLING YOU?
WHY THE HELL SHOULDN’T
YOU BE, LYNCHED?
YOU’VE PROVED THAT YOU
TRULY ARE
AND HAVE BEEN
FOR A LONG TIME,
A RUSSIAN ASSET,
SENT HERE BY VLADIMIR PUTIN
TO DO HIS BIDDING,
JUST SO YOU COULD
GET YOUR NAME
BROADCAST ACROSS RUSSIA
LIKE IT IS AMERICA!
YOU EGOTISTICAL BASTARD!
AMERICA HAS EVERY RIGHT,
TO BE A LYNCH MOB
TO DISPEL THE LIKES OF YOU!
LYNCHING?
IF IT YOU BEING LYNCHED,
I’M UP FOR IT!
I, FOR ONE, AM TICKLED PINK
TO BE A “NEVER TRUMPER”,
A THOSE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE I TRUST!
AND, I HAVE NEVER TRUSTED
YOU OR ANYONE
IN YOUR CROOKED FAMILY!
YOU’RE ALL CROOKS!
YOUR ADMINISTRATION
IS THE CROOKEDEST
ADMINISTRATION THAT OUR
NATION HAS EVER SEEN!
NOW, YOU BELIEVE
THAT AMERICA SHOULD
START STEALING?
JUST HOW CRIMINAL
IS VLADIMIR COAXING
YOU TO MAKE AMERICA?
IS THAT WHY HE CHOSE
YOU FOR A PATSY?
WHO ELSE COULD MAKE
A BETTER CRIMINAL PRESIDENT
THAN A BORN CRIMINAL?
YOU FIT HIS TICKET PERFECTLY!
YOU’RE THE PERFECT
CRIMINAL PRESIDENT TO MAKE
AMERICA LOOK EVIL!
ALL DUE TO YOUR EVIL NATURE!
ONLY TRUE SCUM
OF THE EARTH
CAN BE AS EVIL
AS YOU FULLY
INTEND TO BE!
WHAT YOU DID
AND ARE DOING
WAS AND IS CRIMINAL!
THERE WAS,
AND IS,
NO EXCUSE!
NOT EVEN IGNORANCE!
EVEN WHEN CALMLY EXPLAINING
HOW OUR SPECIAL FORCES
TERMINATED THE ISIS LEADER,
YOU HAVE TO EMBELLISH
THE STORY TO MAKE IT
“GRANDER” THAN IT, REALLY, IS!
WHICH IS MORE EVIDENCE
THAT YOU HAVE TO SELL
EVERYTHING,
AND WITH YOUR SALES,
NOTHING IS TRUTH,
PROHIBITING AMERICA
FROM SEEING THE FACTS,
SO ALL OF AMERICA
BUYS YOUR BULLSHIT!
WHY IS IT EVERY TIME
I HEAR ANYONE
FROM YOUR ADMIN,
I HEAR PROPAGANDA?
YOU SHOT AMERICA
IN THE HEART
AT THE INSTRUCTIONS
OF VLADIMIR PUTIN!
YOU DESERVE TO BE LYNCHED!
NO SCUMMER HAS DONE
THE DAMAGE TO AMERICA
THAT YOU HAVE!
WHAT YOU’VE ALWAYS
DONE HAS BEEN CRIMINAL!
EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW,
CONSIDERS IT MURDER!
I CONSIDER IT TREASON
AND MURDER!
WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS
“GREATEST WITCH HUNT”
IS GOING AFTER,
THE WORLD’S VILEST WITCH,
AND ALL THOSE IGNORANT
TRUMPUTINPUBLICANS,
PROTESTING THIS IMPEACHMENT,
ARE ONLY SIGNING
THEIR OWN DEATH WARRANTS,
AND I,
WELCOME EVERYONE
OF THEM!
YOU DESERVE THEIR FATE!
YOU EVEN ADMIT
THAT YOU’RE A SNAKE
THAT HE’S A SNAKE
YOU ARE NOTHING BETTER
THAN A SNAKE!
EVERYTHING YOU DO
IS LOWER THAN A SNAKE!
YOUR IGNORANCE
IS TRULY AMAZING!
YOU CONSIDER,
KURDS,
BEING MUCH SAFER,
YOUR,
“GREAT THING”,
IS A DISASTER
FOR EVERYONE
BUT YOU, YOU
F^CKING ASSHOLE,
YOU ARE ONLY PROTECTING
YOUR PRIVATE INTERESTS,
WHILE YOU’RE ENDANGERING
EVERYBODY ELSES!
WHY DO YOU ENJOY
SHOWING THE WORLD
EXACTLY HOW IGNORANT
AND STUPID YOU ARE?
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN,
YOU CAN’T OPERATE OUR GOVERNMENT
AS YOU OPERATE YOUR BUSINESS,
LIKE A CRIME BOSS?
YOU TRULY ARE,
THE PRESIDENT OF SUCH
INTENSE CORRUPTION,
YOUR BLACKENED IMAGE
WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
AS THE MOST
CORRUPT
ADMINISTRATION!
NO, THIS IS NOT
BETTER FOR EVERYONE!
THIS IS ONLY BETTER ONLY FOR
TURKEY AND YOUR
CORRUPT EGO!
THAT WILL MAKE YOU GO DOWN
IN HISTORY AS AMERICA’S
ABSOLUTE WORST PRESIDENT,
EVER!
WE WILL NEVER AGAIN
ELECT THE LIKES OF YOU,
OR YOUR EVIL!
YOU CAVED
TO EDRGOGAN,
YOU WEAK F^CKHEAD!
YOUR CAVE-IN,
JUST SURRENDERED
THE KURD’S TERRITORY!
ONLY A TURD
COULD ABANDON THE KURDS
AS YOU DID YOU, “ANTI-NERD”!
HTF ARE THE KURDS
HAPPY ABOUT
YOU SURRENDERING
THEIR LAND?
HTF CAN ANYONE POSSIBLY BE
SO IGNORANT AND STUPID?
I HAVE TO KNOW,
DID YOU DO THIS UNDER
ORDERS FROM MAD VLAD THE BAD?
WHY DOES EVERYTHING
POINT TO THAT CONCLUSION?
IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE,
TO BE THE MAN,
THAT USHERED
ARMAGEDDON?
YOU FIT THE BILL PERFECTLY,
AS YOU ARE ACTIVELY FILLING THE POST
OF THE PERFECT ANTICHRIST!
HEY ASSHOLE,
YOU JUST CEDED THEIR LAND
TO THEIR ADVERSARY,
FOR YOUR EGO!
THAT IS NOTHING
BUT PURE EVIL!
YOU DESERVE THEIR FATE!
YOUR DEFINITION OF SUCCESS
SPELLS RUSSIAN SUCCESS!
YUCK FOU, ASSHOLE, FOR THAT!
YOUR CORRUPT STYLE OF GRACE
IS TRULY ASTOUNDING!
WHAT THE TURKS GET IS
“NOT HAVING TO KILL THE KURDS”!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW UTTERLY
STUPID THAT STATEMENT
EVEN SOUNDS?
CAN’T YOU SEE,
HOW PLAYED,
IT SHOWS
THAT YOU’VE BEEN,
FOR RUSSIA
AND TURKEY?
DON’T YOU KNOW
WHO TURKEY’S
NEW PARTNER IS?
DON’T YOU KNOW,
WHY THEY BUY THEIR WEAPONS?
DUH!
IF THIS STUNT DOESN’T
GUARANTEE YOUR IMPEACHMENT
AND CONVICTION,
OUR SENATE IS
COMPLETELY COMPROMISED,
JUST AS MOSCOW MITCH IS!
THAT, MAKES YOU A TRAITOR
TO AMERICA’S BEST INTEREST!
NO ONE IS HAPPY
EXCEPT FOR ERDOGAN!
WTF IS YOUR BRAIN?
DO YOU EVEN
HAVE ONE?
HE CONSIDERS,
BEING DEAD,
BEING SAFER!
ISN’T HE TIME
FOR HIM TO BE,
SAFER?
YOU ARE A WALKING MELTDOWN!
WHATEVER YOU TOUCH,
MELTS DOWN!
AND NOW,
1/2 OF OUR
ENTIRE GOVERNMENT
HAS MELTED INTO
VLADIMIR’S HANDS!
THAT DESERVES,
IMPEACHMENT,
INDICTMENT,
IMPRISONMENT,
AND MAYBE,
DEATH!
YOUR ATROCITIES
MUST NEVER BE
TOLERATED AGAIN!
YOU CLEARLY QUALIFY FOR THE
WORLDS WORST
PRESIDENT, EVER!
YOU HAVE MADE
THE PERFECT EXAMPLE
OF HOW NOT,
TO BE A PRESIDENT!