MR. PRESIDENT?
When did “no collusion”
become complete capitulation?
Or, was it always?
I HAVE A FEELING IT’S ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY
WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO SELL AMERICA
FOR A HANDFUL OF FLATTERY?
ARE YOU REALLY THAT LOW IN SELF ESTEEM?
WHY DO YOU IMPOSE YOUR DEFICIENCY ON ME?
WHY ARE WE INVITING
OUR WORST ENEMY
INSIDE OUR HOME?
WHAT SENSE DOES THAT MAKE,
UNLESS YOU’RE RUSSIAN BORN?
YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE GALL TO SAY,
“I GAVE UP, NOTHING”?
BULLSH!T.
YOU GAVE UP EVERYTHING.
YOU’VE SOLD OUR
ONLY COUNTRY DOWN THE DRAIN.
RUSSIA’S DRAIN OF PAIN
IT’S PAST TIME YOU FOLLOWED THE SAME
I DEMAND YOUR IMMEDIATE REMOVAL
FROM OFFICE,
WHILE WE STILL HAVE A COUNTRY TO SAVE.
AGAIN, EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS AS FALSE
AS YOUR FACE IS UGLY AND BELIEVE ME,
IT’S UGLIER THAT MY HEMORRHOID RIDDEN ANUS
IS YOUR SELF-RESPECT, REALLY, THAT LOW?
AND I THOUGHT 9/11 WAS BAD.
IT’S TIME YOU LEARNED AND BURNED
I DO LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR EXECUTION
WOW!
I CAN’T BELIEVE THE WORDS
THAT CONTINUOUSLY COME FROM YOUR MOUTH.
FROM A HALF-DERELICT BUSH,
IGNORING WARNINGS OF 9/11,
TO A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER
OF INVASION FROM OUR BIGGEST ENEMY.
YOU HAVE DESTROYED ANY CHANCE
AMERICA HAD OF HAVING PEACE IN MY LIFETIME.
WHO IS THE REAL ADVERSARY HERE?
WHY DO YOU, NOW, CHOOSES TO IGNORE
RUSSIAN INTRUSION INTO OUR DEMOCRACY?
ARE YOU UNILATERALLY
CHANGING OUR ALLIANCES?
IS THAT CONSTITUTIONAL?
WHY DO YOU CHOOSE,
NOT TO CONFRONT, PUTIN?
YOU KNOW WHAT HE WILL SAY.
WE KNOW, YOU’RE GOING THERE
TO SEE YOUR HANDLER AGAIN.
WHY CAN’T YOU CONFRONT HIM?
SCARED?
IT SHOWS.
Are we now, the united states of Russia?
Has your “no collusion” turned into complete
capitulation and surrender, to your superior handler?
DIDN’T YOU JUST TELL THE WORLD
HOW EASILY, YOU’RE PLAYED?
As an asset, you’re a blessing to Putin,
You just as well be kissing Putin.
IT SHOWS JUST HOW MUCH YOU BLOW
AS A PRESIDENT?
DON’T YOU DARE BLOW ME.
I WON’T ALLOW IT.
IF, YOU CAME ANYWHERE NEAR ME,
I WILL KILL YOU, TO SAVE MY LIFE
AND THE LIFE OF MY COUNTRY.
IF, I’M PUT TO DEATH BECAUSE OF MY ACTION,
I WILL, AT LEAST, RID THE WORLD, AT LAST,
OF ITS GREATEST DANGER.
WILL YOU KNOCK ON MY DOOR?
WE DO KILL CRIMINALS IN ARIZONA,
SO PLEASE COME HERE AGAIN
AND KNOCK ON MY DOOR,
THEN, I CAN OPEN THE DOOR
WITH MY DOUBLE-BARREL.
I PROMISE, I’LL INVITE YOU
IN BEFORE I SHOOT YOU.
I’LL EVEN EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHY
YOU DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE.
I AM PROTECTING MY LIFE, AFTERALL.
MY BOLTON’S ASSESSMENT,
THE CONSPIRACIES ARE REAL
BUT YOU WILL NEVER SEE IT UNTIL YOU WAKE UP.
THIS IS WHY YOU ARE ON MY TREASON TRAIN.
YOU KNOW THAT, ALREADY.
THAT MAKES YOU COMPLICIT.
AND, YOU FEEL GOOD AND PATRIOTIC,
ABOUT THAT?
GOVERNOR, ARE YOU STILL LOOKING
FOR REASONS TO TO VINDICATE DON DRUMPF?
I HAVE TO ADMIT,
I’M CONFUSED,
AS TO YOUR CONVICTIONS?
HOW MUCH MONEY DID THE NRA
FUND YOUR CAMPAIGN?
WE KNOW WHY REPUBLICANS DEFEND HIM?
WHY DON’T YOU LIKE MY COUNTRY?
DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR DEFENSE OF THIS MAN
INDICATES YOUR COMPLICITY IN HIS GUILT?
DO YOU KNOW WHY WE KNOW WHY?
YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
I COULD EVEN HEAR THE LIES,
THROUGH THE INTERPRETER.
WE ALSO KNOW THAT ALL NRA FUNDING
COMES WITH RUSSIAN INFLUENCE.
WHY DO YOU TAKE IT, GLEEFULLY?
IS THERE A LITTLE RUSKY IN YOU?
WE NEED A CURE FROM YOUR IMPURE THOUGHTS,
POLICIES, ACTIONS AMD MOTIVATIONS.
WE KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO
WHEN YOU LIFE IS THREATENED,
BECAUSE YOU THINK IT’S THREATENED
BY IMMIGRANTS,
THE MOST BENIGN GROUP
OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
WHY WOULDN’T A BONAFIDE BULLY
WANT TO PICK ON THEM?
THEY’RE DEFENSELESS,
MAKING THEM THE PERFECT PATSIES.
ALSO, PROVING THE TRUE NATURE
OF THE CRIMINAL WHITE HOUSE.
WHY IS HE STILL THERE?
Now, our newly found presidential diplomat
is creating a world that will take
the next 150 years to cure,
back to where peace
tried to reign
and prosperity gained.
now due to this new realm
of overwhelming disgust
Barron will have to visit his papa in jail.
That’s if he’s not in jail too.
My guess, he too, will be
along with the rest of your family.
following you into the prison blue.
Blaming your game
on the Democrats,
won’t save you.
YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED.
YOU ARE UP FOR IMPEACHMENT.
AND HERE COMES THE RUSSIAN
BULSHT BALLET OF INTENTIONAL FILET.
THIS IS SICK.
OUR PRESIDENT BOWING TO PUTIN
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
THIS IS DISGUSTING AS HELL.
IMPEACHMENT THEN INDICTMENT
FOR HIGH CRIME OF TREASON.
NOTHING ELSE WILL WIN BACK
ANY HINT OF RESPECT FOR AMERICA,
AGAIN,
IF EVER.
THIS WHOLE ‘JOINT AVAILABILITY’
IS NOTHING BUT RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA.
IS OUR GOOSE COOKED?
REPUBLICANS, ARE YOU STARTING TO WAKE UP?
DO YOU, NOW, SEE THE DANGER
THAT YOU’VE CHOSEN TO IGNORE?
HOW MUCH, CLASSIFIED INFORMATION
DID YOU SHARE,
WITH AMERICA’S FIERCEST ENEMY?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OWNED BY THEM?
ARE YOU A CLOSET COMMUNIST?
YOU DESIRE FRIENDSHIP WITH OUR ENEMIES
NK, CHINA, AND RUSSIA?
YET CURSE OUR ALLIES?
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
GUESS WHAT MR. PRESIDENT?
YOU’VE, JUST BEEN CAPTURED, BY RUSSIA & PUTIN.
WELL PLAYED.
ALL I CAN SAY NOW, WELL PLAYED, ROD.
WHO’S PLAYING TIDDLY WINKS?
Now I know, why you want a bigger bed in AF1,
to make it easier to sleep after you commit an act of treason,
never seen before in the history of our nation.
You have to have it to be able to ignore the news reports.
I sense a subconscious desire to be removed from office.
Shouldn’t we accommodate him?
♫Is this the end of the world, as we know it?♫
FOX NEWS DOESN’T THINK SO
THEY STILL HYPING TAX CUTS
TRYING TO APPEASE THEIR ABASED BASE.
THEY CANNOT TALK ABOUT TRUMP’S TREASON.
TRUMP’S A TRAITOR.
HE’S NEVER BEEN ANYTHING BETTER.
HE IS THE BANE OF AMERICA,
AS THIS I KNOW,
WHOEVER SEEKS THIS MAN’S ENDORSEMENT
ALSO SEEKS RUSSIAN INFLUENCE.
IT’S THAT PRUMPTUTIN THING.
THOSE WHO TRUST TRUMP
TRUST PUTIN.
IS THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE POOP FOR BRAINS?
OR IS PRUMPTUTIN FOR BRAINS?
MATT SCHLAPP,
CAN’T KEEP A LID ON YOUR YOUR TRAP?
THE PRESIDENT HAS BOUGHT YOU, LIKE THE CLAP.
YOU’RE THE BIGGEST LIAR FOR A JOURNALIST
THAT I’VE EVER HEARD
TO TELL THE PRESIDENTS LIES
THAT MAKES YOU THE ENABLER.
EVERY BULLY NEEDS THEM.
EVERY WIFE BEATER NEEDS THEM.
EVERY CHILD MOLESTER NEEDS THEM.
ARE YOU ANY OR ALL OF THESE, AS WELL?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BACK UP
AND TAKE A, SCENT OF HOW YOU SMELL.
SCHAPP SHUT CAN THE F#CK UP AND GET SMART?
OR CAN YOU GO BACK TO YOUR FAKE NEWS CHANNEL,
WHERE THEY LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHT BALLET?
THAT MEANS TO LOSE YOUR IGNORANCE
BUT I KNOW YOU CAN’T DUE TO YOUR INBORN IGNORANCE
WHAT HERITAGE IS SCHLAPP? GERMAN? BAVARIAN? IGNORAMUS?
THAT ALSO MAKE YOU EXTRA TRE3ASONOUS
BECAUSE YOU’RE ONE OF THE F#CKHEADS SPREADING HIS BULLSH!T
YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE
IN THE HEART OF MY HEMORRHOIDS
YOUR WORDS, STINK JUST AS BAD.
WHAT COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH
IS THE VERY SAME STUFF
THAT COMES FROM MY ANUS.
BY THE WAY
WHO THE F#CK GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
TO CAMPAIGN WITH MY TAX MONEY?
EVERY TRIP YOU EMBARK ON EVERY DAY,
COSTS ME AND MY FELLOW TAXPAYERS, $1,000,000.
ARE YOU GOING TO REPAY ME
FOR YOUR ILLEGAL CAMPAIGNING?
OR SHOULD SOMEONE JUST ASSASSINATE YOU?
YOU KNOW MY OPTION…I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST DIE.
IT I HAD MY PREFERENCES, I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU GROVEL
ON YOUR KNEES BEGGING FOR YOUR MEASLY LIFE
I CAN’T SEE YOU IN ENOUGH PAIN TO DIMINISH MINE
Trump Poetry – Word Artistry, to
Toast to the Host who Boasts the Most…
to gloat about his golden moat.
And to the Congress, that’s left us all in a mess,
failing to address the missteps of this President