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CRISIS IN PROGRESS IN HELSINKI WITH A CRIMINAL WHITE HOUSE AND PUTIN IN THE BUNKHOUSE

MR. PRESIDENT?

When did “no collusion”

become complete capitulation?

Or, was it always?

I HAVE A FEELING IT’S ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY

WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO SELL AMERICA

FOR A HANDFUL OF FLATTERY?

ARE YOU REALLY THAT LOW IN SELF ESTEEM?

WHY DO YOU IMPOSE YOUR DEFICIENCY ON ME?

WHY ARE WE INVITING

OUR WORST ENEMY

INSIDE OUR HOME?

WHAT SENSE DOES THAT MAKE,

UNLESS YOU’RE RUSSIAN BORN?

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE GALL TO SAY,

“I GAVE UP, NOTHING”?

BULLSH!T.

YOU GAVE UP EVERYTHING.

YOU’VE SOLD OUR

ONLY COUNTRY DOWN THE DRAIN.

RUSSIA’S DRAIN OF PAIN

IT’S PAST TIME YOU FOLLOWED THE SAME

I DEMAND YOUR IMMEDIATE REMOVAL

FROM OFFICE,

WHILE WE STILL HAVE A COUNTRY TO SAVE.

AGAIN, EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS AS FALSE

AS YOUR FACE IS UGLY AND BELIEVE ME,

IT’S UGLIER THAT MY HEMORRHOID RIDDEN ANUS

IS YOUR SELF-RESPECT, REALLY, THAT LOW?

AND I THOUGHT 9/11 WAS BAD.

IT’S TIME YOU LEARNED AND BURNED

I DO LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR EXECUTION

WOW!

I CAN’T BELIEVE THE WORDS

THAT CONTINUOUSLY COME FROM YOUR MOUTH.

FROM A HALF-DERELICT BUSH,

IGNORING WARNINGS OF 9/11,

TO A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER

OF INVASION FROM OUR BIGGEST ENEMY.

YOU HAVE DESTROYED ANY CHANCE

AMERICA HAD OF HAVING PEACE IN MY LIFETIME.

WHO IS THE REAL ADVERSARY HERE?

WHY DO YOU, NOW, CHOOSES TO IGNORE

RUSSIAN INTRUSION INTO OUR DEMOCRACY?

ARE YOU UNILATERALLY

CHANGING OUR ALLIANCES?

IS THAT CONSTITUTIONAL?

WHY DO YOU CHOOSE,

NOT TO CONFRONT, PUTIN?

YOU KNOW WHAT HE WILL SAY.

WE KNOW, YOU’RE GOING THERE

TO SEE YOUR HANDLER AGAIN.

WHY CAN’T YOU CONFRONT HIM?

SCARED?

IT SHOWS.

Are we now, the united states of Russia?

Has your “no collusion” turned into complete

capitulation and surrender, to your superior handler?

DIDN’T YOU JUST TELL THE WORLD

HOW EASILY, YOU’RE PLAYED?

As an asset, you’re a blessing to Putin,

You just as well be kissing Putin.

IT SHOWS JUST HOW MUCH YOU BLOW

AS A PRESIDENT?

DON’T YOU DARE BLOW ME.

I WON’T ALLOW IT.

IF, YOU CAME ANYWHERE NEAR ME,

I WILL KILL YOU, TO SAVE MY LIFE

AND THE LIFE OF MY COUNTRY.

IF, I’M PUT TO DEATH BECAUSE OF MY ACTION,

I WILL, AT LEAST, RID THE WORLD, AT LAST,

OF ITS GREATEST DANGER.

WILL YOU KNOCK ON MY DOOR?

WE DO KILL CRIMINALS IN ARIZONA,

SO PLEASE COME HERE AGAIN

AND KNOCK ON MY DOOR,

THEN, I CAN OPEN THE DOOR

WITH MY DOUBLE-BARREL.

I PROMISE, I’LL INVITE YOU

IN BEFORE I SHOOT YOU.

I’LL EVEN EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHY

YOU DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE.

I AM PROTECTING MY LIFE, AFTERALL.

MY BOLTON’S ASSESSMENT,

THE CONSPIRACIES ARE REAL

BUT YOU WILL NEVER SEE IT UNTIL YOU WAKE UP.

THIS IS WHY YOU ARE ON MY TREASON TRAIN.

YOU KNOW THAT, ALREADY.

THAT MAKES YOU COMPLICIT.

AND, YOU FEEL GOOD AND PATRIOTIC,

ABOUT THAT?

GOVERNOR, ARE YOU STILL LOOKING

FOR REASONS TO TO VINDICATE DON DRUMPF?

I HAVE TO ADMIT,

I’M CONFUSED,

AS TO YOUR CONVICTIONS?

HOW MUCH MONEY DID THE NRA

FUND YOUR CAMPAIGN?

WE KNOW WHY REPUBLICANS DEFEND HIM?

WHY DON’T YOU LIKE MY COUNTRY?

DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR DEFENSE OF THIS MAN

INDICATES YOUR COMPLICITY IN HIS GUILT?

DO YOU KNOW WHY WE KNOW WHY?

YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH.

I COULD EVEN HEAR THE LIES,

THROUGH THE INTERPRETER.

WE ALSO KNOW THAT ALL NRA FUNDING

COMES WITH RUSSIAN INFLUENCE.

WHY DO YOU TAKE IT, GLEEFULLY?

IS THERE A LITTLE RUSKY IN YOU?

WE NEED A CURE FROM YOUR IMPURE THOUGHTS,

POLICIES, ACTIONS AMD MOTIVATIONS.

WE KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO

WHEN YOU LIFE IS THREATENED,

BECAUSE YOU THINK IT’S THREATENED

BY IMMIGRANTS,

THE MOST BENIGN GROUP

OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

WHY WOULDN’T A BONAFIDE BULLY

WANT TO PICK ON THEM?

THEY’RE DEFENSELESS,

MAKING THEM THE PERFECT PATSIES.

ALSO, PROVING THE TRUE NATURE

OF THE CRIMINAL WHITE HOUSE.

WHY IS HE STILL THERE?

Now, our newly found presidential diplomat

is creating a world that will take

the next 150 years to cure,

back to where peace

tried to reign

and prosperity gained.

now due to this new realm

of overwhelming disgust

Barron will have to visit his papa in jail.

That’s if he’s not in jail too.

My guess, he too, will be

along with the rest of your family.

following you into the prison blue.

Blaming your game

on the Democrats,

won’t save you.

 

YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED.

YOU ARE UP FOR IMPEACHMENT.

 

AND HERE COMES THE RUSSIAN

BULSHT BALLET OF INTENTIONAL FILET.

THIS IS SICK.

OUR PRESIDENT BOWING TO PUTIN

IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD.

THIS IS DISGUSTING AS HELL.

IMPEACHMENT THEN INDICTMENT

FOR HIGH CRIME OF TREASON.

NOTHING ELSE WILL WIN BACK

ANY HINT OF RESPECT FOR AMERICA,

AGAIN,

IF EVER.

THIS WHOLE ‘JOINT AVAILABILITY’

IS NOTHING BUT RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA.

IS OUR GOOSE COOKED?

REPUBLICANS, ARE YOU STARTING TO WAKE UP?

DO YOU, NOW, SEE THE DANGER

THAT YOU’VE CHOSEN TO IGNORE?

HOW MUCH, CLASSIFIED INFORMATION

DID YOU SHARE,

WITH AMERICA’S FIERCEST ENEMY?

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OWNED BY THEM?

ARE YOU A CLOSET COMMUNIST?

YOU DESIRE FRIENDSHIP WITH OUR ENEMIES

NK, CHINA, AND RUSSIA?

YET CURSE OUR ALLIES?

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

GUESS WHAT MR. PRESIDENT?

YOU’VE, JUST BEEN CAPTURED, BY RUSSIA & PUTIN.

WELL PLAYED.

ALL I CAN SAY NOW, WELL PLAYED, ROD.

WHO’S PLAYING TIDDLY WINKS?

Now I know, why you want a bigger bed in AF1,

to make it easier to sleep after you commit an act of treason,

never seen before in the history of our nation.

You have to have it to be able to ignore the news reports.

I sense a subconscious desire to be removed from office.

Shouldn’t we accommodate him?

♫Is this the end of the world, as we know it?♫

FOX NEWS DOESN’T THINK SO

THEY STILL HYPING TAX CUTS

TRYING TO APPEASE THEIR ABASED BASE.

THEY CANNOT TALK ABOUT TRUMP’S TREASON.

TRUMP’S A TRAITOR.

HE’S NEVER BEEN ANYTHING BETTER.

HE IS THE BANE OF AMERICA,

AS THIS I KNOW,

WHOEVER SEEKS THIS MAN’S ENDORSEMENT

ALSO SEEKS RUSSIAN INFLUENCE.

IT’S THAT PRUMPTUTIN THING.

THOSE WHO TRUST TRUMP

TRUST PUTIN.

IS THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE POOP FOR BRAINS?

OR IS PRUMPTUTIN FOR BRAINS?

MATT SCHLAPP,

CAN’T KEEP A LID ON YOUR YOUR TRAP?

THE PRESIDENT HAS BOUGHT YOU, LIKE THE CLAP.

YOU’RE THE BIGGEST LIAR FOR A JOURNALIST

THAT I’VE EVER HEARD

TO TELL THE PRESIDENTS LIES

THAT MAKES YOU THE ENABLER.

EVERY BULLY NEEDS THEM.

EVERY WIFE BEATER NEEDS THEM.

EVERY CHILD MOLESTER NEEDS THEM.

ARE YOU ANY OR ALL OF THESE, AS WELL?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BACK UP

AND TAKE A, SCENT OF HOW YOU SMELL.

SCHAPP SHUT CAN THE F#CK UP AND GET SMART?

OR CAN YOU  GO BACK TO YOUR FAKE NEWS CHANNEL,

WHERE THEY LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHT BALLET?

THAT MEANS TO LOSE YOUR IGNORANCE

BUT I KNOW YOU CAN’T DUE TO YOUR INBORN IGNORANCE

WHAT HERITAGE IS SCHLAPP? GERMAN? BAVARIAN? IGNORAMUS?

THAT ALSO MAKE YOU EXTRA TRE3ASONOUS

BECAUSE YOU’RE ONE OF THE F#CKHEADS SPREADING HIS BULLSH!T

YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE

IN THE HEART OF MY HEMORRHOIDS

YOUR WORDS, STINK JUST AS BAD.

WHAT COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH

IS THE VERY SAME STUFF

THAT COMES FROM MY ANUS.

BY THE WAY

WHO THE F#CK GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

TO CAMPAIGN WITH MY TAX MONEY?

EVERY TRIP YOU EMBARK ON EVERY DAY,

COSTS ME AND MY FELLOW TAXPAYERS, $1,000,000.

ARE YOU GOING TO REPAY ME

FOR YOUR ILLEGAL CAMPAIGNING?

OR SHOULD SOMEONE JUST ASSASSINATE YOU?

YOU KNOW MY OPTION…I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST DIE.

IT I HAD MY PREFERENCES, I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU GROVEL

ON YOUR KNEES BEGGING FOR YOUR MEASLY LIFE

I CAN’T SEE YOU IN ENOUGH PAIN TO DIMINISH MINE

 

Trump Poetry – Word Artistry, to

Toast to the Host who Boasts the Most…

to gloat about his golden moat.

And to the Congress, that’s left us all in a mess,

failing to address the missteps of this President

 

CRIMINAL WHITE HOUSE
OPEN EYES CLEAR ALL SKIES, BUT CLOUDS OF DOOM BRING ALL THE GLOOM
DUELING DICTATORS FOR A CRIMINAL WHITE HOUSE
YEARS AGO, ALL WERE WARNED, LONG BEFORE THE TRUMP BLEW HIS HORN

CRIMINAL WHITE HOUSE
IT’S THE COMPLICITY OF OUR CONGRESS THAT’S LEFT OUR COUNTRY A MESS ONLY BECAUSE THEY’RE UNWILLING TO ADDRESS THE AUDACITY OF INSANITY THAT PERFADES THE OVAL OFFICE THEIR ONLY GOAL IS TO TENDER THEIR OFFER

CRIMINAL WHITE HOUSE
WE’RE GETTING FROM CAPITOL HILL NOTHING BUT THIS ROTTEN DEAL TO LEAVE OUR COUNTRY IN A MESS THANKS TO THE UNWILLINGNESS OF CONGRESS

CRIMINAL WHITE HOUSE
THIS IS THE STEAL OF CAPITOL HILL