RUDY GIULIANI, THE PRESIDENT’S (WELL TRAINED) LAP DOG,

WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO TRUMP

IS WHAT TRUMP HAS BEEN DOING TO AMERICA

TIME NOW TO SHUT UP AND GO HOME

AND CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR HOLE,

THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON THAT CAN OUT-LIE, YOU

YOU HAVE THE MOST UNTRUTHFUL MOUTH NEXT TO THE PRESIDENT,

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR CONTINUED DISSERVICE TO AMERICA

SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY THE PRESIDENT DIDN’T?

OR SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY HE DID?

YOUR DECEPTION IS AS CONFUSING AS THE PRESIDENT’S

IN CLARIFYING THE CRIMES HE’S COMMITTED IN HIS CAMPAIGN TO RUIN AMERICA

BRINGING THE TRUE LIGHT OF THE SUBJECT TO US,

TO PROVE TO US WHAT THIS PRESIDENT REALLY DID TO US

AND STILL CLAIMS THAT THE ILLEGAL CONTRIBUTIONS

THROUGH THE NRA FROM RUSSIA ISN’T COLLUSION,

IN HIS CAMPAIGN OF ILLEGAL DONATIONS

FROM FOREIGN RELATIONS

LEAVES ME WITH NAUGHT BUT CREEPY SENSATIONS

YET, LIVE WITH IT I HAVE TO DO

THANKS TO AN INVASION FROM ASIA

AND EAST EUROPE TOO.

IT’S PUTIN’S “SURPRISE ON AMERICA”

THIS IS HOW I CONTROL YOU

THROUGH YOUR FAKE NEWS PRESIDENT

TO MAKE YOUR RED, WHITE, AND BLUE

LIKE OUR RED, WHITE, AND BLUE

AND FOR THAT, I OWE YOUR NRA, A HUGE BRATVA THANK YOU

THIS I CAN’T ARGUE THOUGH,

No collusion, Mr.President?

You are right for once.

Capitulation is not collusion

CAPITULATION IS SURRENDER

AND YOU’VE SURRENDERED CONTROL OF OUR COUNTRY OVER TO RUSSIA.

I’m 64 years old, so I’m not old enough to remember any more turbulent times than todays’. I graduated the year Nixon was elected to Office. I even voted for him. It was the first year 18 year-olds could vote. I didn’t know any better, then, I do now. I’ve learned my lesson. Criminals don’t belong in the Oval Office, yet we have this insane desire to keep putting them there, and hence, we have one now. Quite possibly, the biggest one of all time, and he’s out to prove he can be the worst of all nations if we don’t stop him first.

A criminal mob boss does not belong in our White House. He likes walls? Let’s put him somewhere that he’s protected with 4 of them. Even put razor wire on them, For his protection. I think we should even give him armed guards. Don’t we have a facility like that in Leavenworth? He would feel secure there, wouldn’t he?

The question we need to ask ourselves now, is what are we going to do about it? Remove him? Put him in jail? Try him for treason? I vote for the latter. This man deserves it…in spades. While taking credit for Obama’s strengthening economy, he put gas on the fire by cutting taxes when they didn’t need it. Who else would want that? Knowing that can well lead to the bankruptcy of America, I can only think of one person that would want that. That name is Vladimir Putin. When I think about all the other havoc created by this President, I have to wonder, who else would want this chaos? Again, one name comes up, Putin. That makes me wonder, what does our President owe Putin, other than his presidency?

THE KING THAT COULDN’T BE TRUMPED

IT CAME TO BE IN A TIME OF STRESS

A MAN FROM A SHOW THAT TO US DID IMPRESS.

SO HIM, WE ELECTED TO OUR MOST SUPREME OFFICE OF THE LAND

TO BRING HIS FLAVOR OF LABOR TO PROVE HIS LACK OF COMMAND

TO CONDEMN OUR DEAR FUTURE TO A FAR OFF DISTANT LAND

AND THAT OF A MEDIA MOGUL WHO AGAIN, HAS TAINTED HANDS

TO PRESENT THE INSANITY OF VANITY

BEFORE OUR SECURITY MUST BE SEEN, IN ITS ENTIRETY,

AS AN AFRONT TO OUR SENSIBILITY.

YET, DUE TO OUTSIDE INFLUENCE, WE’RE STILL BUYING THE FECULENCE.

THAT’S DRIVING OUR INNOCENCE INTO OUR PREMATURE SENESCENCE.

WHERE’S THE SENSE IN THIS? THERE ISN’T ANY AND THAT’S WHAT’S REMISS.

IT MUST BE ALL CHANGED TO PREVENT OUR DISMISS

WE’D BETTER DISMISS THE DIS THAT WE’VE HAD TO LIVE WITH,

IN THIS TURMOIL OF CRUDE OIL THAT GREASING SOME PALMS

WHOSE CHARACTER I QUESTION AND GIVES ME ALL PAUSE

ABOUT THE MAN AT THE TOP THAT’S AT THE ROOT OF THE CAUSE

TO END THE RELATIONSHIP BEFORE IT FESTERS TO SINK THE SHIP

IT’S THE ONLY WAY TOWARD SURVIVORSHIP,

OUT OF THIS SUNKEN CRYPT, HALF-FULL OF SHEEP-DIP

TRUMP POETRY – WORD ARTISTRY, TO

TOAST TO THE HOST WHO BOASTS THE MOST…

TO GLOAT ABOUT HIS GOLDEN MOAT.

AND TO THE CONGRESS, THAT’S LEFT US ALL IN A MESS,

FAILING TO ADDRESS THE MISSTEPS OF THIS PRESIDENT

LEADING ONLY TO THEIR OWN IMPEACHMENT.

BUT THIS PRESIDENT BELONGS IN A BRIG

ALONG WITH THE REST OF HIS FAMILY OF PIGS

THEY’RE NAUGHT MORE THAN A NEW YORK CRIME FAMILY

INDUCING THEIR INFLUENCE WITH HELP FROM THE EAST

THEY SHAKEN OUR TREE AND LOOSENED OUR FEAST

NOW WE’RE ALL DESTITUTE TO THE NUMBNESS THAT ARISES

TO THE DRAINING OF WALLETS TO TAKE ALL OUR PRIZES

TO THAT EXTENT, THERE’S SOMETHING I AGAIN NEED TO BRAY

THAT YOU CEASE AND DESIST FROM THIS DEADLY FORAY INTO OUR SAY.