ODE TO BOB
YOUR TRIED TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT BUT YOU COULDN’T
YOU TRIED TO PROTECT YOUR UNION BUT YOU WOULDN’T
YOUR AIM TO PROTECT OUR NATION
FROM YOUR PARTY’S SCANDALIZATION AND DESTABILIZATION
HAS TURNED INTO AN ABOMINATION
OF YOUR PRESIDENT’S BRUTATOR DOMINATION
LEADING THE MASSES INTO WHIRLPOOLS OF MOLASSES.
WHILE DRIVING THE DIVIDING
TO MULTIPLY THE DIVISIONAL INCITING!
YOUR ATTEMPT TO QUELL THE DISCONTENT
AS BAD AS IT MAY SEEM TO BE
WITH ALL THE PRESIDENT’S DISHONORABLE GLEE,
THIS WILL SOON TURN TO PEE
WHEN THE SPEAKER OF HOUSE SAYS YOU’RE IMPEACHED, GLORY BE!
YOUR DEVOTION TO A RECOGNITION
OF AN AGES ALD CONDITION
OF ALLOWING EXECUTIVE PERMISSION
TO AVOID LEGAL PROSECTUTION
HAS LEFT OUR ENTIRE NATION
MORE DIVIDED THAN IN ANY GENERATION!
WHY DO ALL TRUMPUTINUBLICANS
STILL REMAIN IGNORANT TO THE OBVIOUS?
WHY DO THEY ALL STILL WELCOME THE COLLUSION?
ARE THEY ALL ACTIVELY INVOLVED IN THE COLLUSION LIKE MITCH IS?
WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR NEWS FROM,
THE RUSSIAN TRUMPUTINEWS
PROPAGANDA INPUT
BY FOX NEWS, DIRECT,
YOUR LOCAL FAUX NEWS SOURCE?
IT’S EVERYTHING YOU DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW
BUT ARE WILLING TO BELIEVE, SUCKER!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THE ATTACK
ON OUR COUNTRY BY THIS PRESIDENT?
WHY THE HELL DO YOU GLEEFULLY IGNORE THAT?
CAN’T YOU SEE HOW MUCH OF A TRAITOR
THAT MAKES EVERY ONE OF YOU TRUMPUTINUBLICANS?
WHAT IS THE REASON FOR YOUR TREASON?
WHY DOES THE PRESIDENT THINK THIS CONDEMNATION
OF HIS CRIMINALITY EXONERATES HIM?
HOW DELUSIONAL IS HE?
ISN’T THAT PROOF OF HIS INCOMPETENCE?
WHY SHOULD AMERICANS HAVE TO LIVE
AND SUFFER HIS INCOMPETENCE?
OH BOB,
I CAN SEE THAT YOU’RE TRULY TRYING TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT,
BUT YOU CAN’T!
I CAN SEE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO SAVE THE UNION
BUT YOU CAN’T WHILE PROTECTING THE PRESIDENT!
YOU MUST CHOOSE WHICH OR WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT!
WHAT YOU COULDN’T DO
THAT OUR NATION NEED YOU TO DO
IS TO DISPEL THE FOO FOO
THAT COMES FROM THE PRESIDENT’S POO
WHEN HE OPENS HIS MOUTH TO SPILL HIS SHIT(ZU)
THROUGH AND THROUGH?
OH BOB WHY COULDN’T YOU RESCUE
US FROM THE GLUE OF THE EVER-LYING SCHMOO
WHO’S POOP WE’VE ALL LEARNED BELOW WHICH TO STOOP?
Why is it that all of the trumputinublicans are nubbing America to death?
Why is it that they made nothing but a stub out of what’s left of America?
Don’t any of them know how insane their choice of MAGA magic is
is making America hate far more than it’s ever been great?
CAN’T ANY OF THEM SEE HOW THEIR GLEE
MAKES THE WORLD HATE AMERICA ETERNALLY?
WHY DO THEY IGNORE WHO ELSE WOULD WANT THIS WORK OF DEPLORE?
ARE THEY ALL TOO BLIND TO SEE HOW MAD VLAD IS REJOICING GLEEFULLY?
Can’t any of the buffoons that are flying that balloon
see the cloud of mushroom that looms in the room?
WTF ARE THEY ALL THINKING?
OH, THEY’RE NOT,
THEY’RE JUST BLINKING AND STINKING
TO CONTINUE THEIR FINKING!
BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY
ONLY TO APPLY TO THE KILLERS
THAT DESERVES IT THE MOST,
THIS PRESIDENT AND BARR!
NEITHER OF THEM DESERVE TO LIVE!
A side ode to Megan McCain,
here’s your proof of conspiracy;
“RUSSIA, IF YOU’RE LISTENING,
HACK HILARY’S EMAIL SERVER”!
WTF DO YOU CALL THAT MEGAN?
Do you erroneously think that because it was overt it wasn’t criminal?
do you really know your president?
Isn’t everything he does, a display of his stupidity
and an overt advertisement of his criminality?
If you haven’t seen that behavior in this President,
your eyes are glued shut, (probably by glyphosate)?
Is that collusion of just plain conspiracy
to commit campaign fraud and treason?
WHAT THE HELL IS IT MEGAN?
CAN YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH?
OR, IS YOUR BRAIN SO GLYPHOSATED, YOU CAN POSSIBLY SEE THE TRUTH?
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
A GLYPHOSATE BAGEL WITH WITH GLYPHOSATED OLEO ON IT?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU KIDS ARE?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR HORMONES ARE?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU JUST DEREGULATED THEM?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DID TO YOUR EMOTIONS AND THINKING?
DO YOU EVEN CARE?
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?!
To forsake a country for the enamor of a television star
is as despicable an offense that anyone can commit!?
Didn’t this happen before
when a “fairness in broadcasting doctrine”
was abolished?
Was the suggestion to confuse free speech
with freedom of the press, foreign born?
Did it come from Mad Vlad the Bad, 32 years ago?
HMMM!
ISN’T THAT WHEN THIS STARTED WITH FOX NEWS NETWORK
AND THE FOREIGN BORN NEWS AGENCY OF PUTINEWS?
ISN’T THAT THE NEWS WE’RE SUBJECTED TO NOW?
IS THIS WHY HIS SQUEEZE IS RUPERT’S EX,
WENDI DENG MURDOCH?
MITCH,
HOW MUCH IS PUTIN PAYING YOU
TO KEEP HIS NOSE IN OUR ELECTIONS?
IS HE ORCHESTRATING YOURS?
IS HE PAYING FOR YOUR RE-ELECTION?
IS IT AN OLIGARCHICAL SPECIAL?
WHY SHOULD WE NOT THINK
THAT YOU ARE TREASONOUS?
HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU BE
THAN WHAT YOU ALREADY ARE?
YOU CAN’T BE POSSIBLY LESS!
WHAT’S IT FEEL LIKE PUTTING THE ENTIRE POPULATION
OF THE UNITED STATES ON THE FRONT LINE OF THIS CYBER WAR?
HOW DOES IT FEEL MITCH KNOWING YOU ENDANGER
THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
ALL FOR THE SAKE OF MAD VLAD?
HOW MUCH IS HE PAYING YOU?
DOES IT COME THROUGH YOUR CROOKED WIFE?
SO YOU CAN LIVE YOUR VILE CROOKED LIFE?
YOUR CAVALIER ATTITUDE TO ALLOW THIS INTERFERENCE
COST ME HALF OF MY INCOME AFTER MY WEBSITE
OF 15 YEARS BEING HACKED BY RUSSIAN AGENTS!
IT’S YOUR DAMN FAULT MITCH AND YOU OWE ME
FOR THE DAMAGES FOR THE HARM I’VE HAD TO ENDURE
DUE TO YOUR RECKLESS AND CORRUPT BEHAVIOR
MAKING YOU AN ENEMY OF AMERICA
AND TRAITOR TO KENTUCKY AND OUR NATION!
THE BASTARD THAT YOU LET GET AWAY
WITH SHOOTING AMERICA IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
FUCKED ME OVER ROYALLY
BY DIVIDING MY DISABILITY INCOME IN HALF!
MR. PRESEDENT,
FUCK YOU! EAT SHIT AND DIE!
YOU HAVE TRASHED MY LIFE
ALONG WITH AMERICA’S!
YOU DESERVE TO BE CONFINED
TO A 6×6 CELL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
WITH NO CARBS IN YOUR MENU
AND NOTHING BUT YOUR OWN PISS TO DRINK…
BUT WE’LL LEAVE IN THE GLYPHOSATE
FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT
SINCE YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH.
How the Right is so Wrong is Written in Each and Every Song They Sing!