PETE BUTTIGIEG,

WILL YOU BE ABLE TO REDEEM AMERICA?

YOU MAY BE THE ONLY REDEMPTION FOR INDIANA

AFTER PENCE CONDEMNED

THEM TO PURGATORY?

YOU SEEM TO HAVE THIS KNACK

FOR MAKING PEOPLE FEEL SAFER,

BY USING YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS

AND THE DEMEANOR,

WITH WHICH, YOU USE THEM!

YOU IMPRESS ME AND A LOT

OF THE PEOPLE I TALK WITH!

YOU RECOGNIZE THE VALUE OF UNITY

AND THE COST OF DIVISION!

WHY OTHER LEADERS CAN’T LEARN

THIS SIMPLE BUT SO ELOQUENT TRUTH,

IS BEYOND ANY ABILITY

TO COMPREHEND ANYTHING?

IS IT FEAR THAT PREVENTS THIS BEHAVIOR?

OR IS IT FEAR THAT PROMOTES

THE BEHAVIOR THAT VIOLATES THIS LAW?

ISN’T FEAR DIVIDING THE UK RIGHT NOW?

WHILE SOME ARE AFRAID OF BREXIT,

WHY DO OTHERS FEAR OF IT NOT HAPPENING?

WHAT MAKES THE BREXITES

WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT?

DON’T THEY REALIZE

IF YOU EAT LIKE A RUMINANT,

SAFETY FOR YOUR SPECIES

IS IN NUMBERS, TOGETHER?

WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO SEPARATE

YOURSELVES FROM SAFETY?

DOESN’T THAT ALSO SEPARATE

YOU FROM SECURITY?

WHAT, DON’T YOU LIKE

ABOUT THE SECURITY YOU HAVE?

IS IT TOO MUCH?

IS IT NOT ENOUGH?

IS IT INSUFFICIENT IN THE AREAS YOU NEED IT?

WHY DOES INDEPENDENCE

SOUND BETTER THAN SECURITY?

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE CONTROL,

BEING PART OF THE EU, MIGHT PRESENT?

WOULDN’T YOU HAVE

A MAJORITY OF CONTROL IN THE EU?

SHOULDN’T THEY, BE MORE AFRAID

OF YOU, JOINING THEM?

IS THAT WHY YOU DON’T WANT

TO BE PART OF A MORE SECURE UNION?

HAS YOUR COUNTRY,

COME UNDER THE INFLUENCE

OF FOREIGN POWERS LIKE OURS HAS?

ARE THEY DISTORTING YOUR NEWS

AS THEY DO OURS

TO DIVIDE YOU. LIKE THEY ARE, OURS?

ARE YOU FALLING PREY

TO THIS OUTSIDE INFLUENCE,

AS WE HAVE?

HAVE YOU ASKED YOURSELVES,

WHO ELSE IS SMILING ABOUT YOUR DIVISION?

WOULD YOU LIKE A HINT,

AS TO WHAT HIS NAME IS?

HOW ABOUT IF I TOLD YOU

THAT HIS NAME STARTS WITH A “V”?

CAN YOU SEE HIS PART IN YOUR DEBACLE?

I LIVE ACROSS THE POND,

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT CONTINENT,

AND I CAN SEE IT FROM HERE!

WHY CAN’T YOU SEE IT FROM THERE?

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HELP RUSSIA,

WHY DON’T YOU MOVE TO SIBERIA?

I KNOW YOUR INDEPENDENCE

WILL BE WELCOMED THERE,

THERE’S NOBODY AROUND TO CARE

AND I’M SURE YOU CAN HANDLE

ALL THE WOLVES AND BEARS!

I’VE GOT TO INTERRUPT THIS MESSAGE

FOR A BRIEF ANNOUNCEMENT,

MR. PRESIDENT,

IT AIN’T OVER, BY FAR!

YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED,

FULLY AND DECISIVELY!

I really wish you and all your trumpidiots would just shut the f*** up. You are all wrong in your assessment about it being over, cause it ain’t even close to being over, and you know damn well that it ain’t. Why do all of you choose to dig your hole deeper? You’re all so deep in it already, you’ll never climb out if it Why do you keep digging it deeper? Is it your abidance to Mad Vlad the Bad? How can you expect your constituents to abide by you, while you’re abiding by him? Aren’ you losing your voter base? Isn’t that a clue?

ARE YOU SO DENSE

THAT YOU CAN’T SEE YOUR FENCE?

HENCE, YOU DENSENESS IS YOUR RELUCTANCE

TO LOOK THROUGH OR OVER THE FENCE?

ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE ABLE

TO REPENT BY SEEING THE REAL FENCE,

THAT LIES IN THIS PRESIDENT

AND ALL HE REPRESENTS!

MY DISMAY IS YOU WON’T LIVE TO SEE THE DAY,

IF THIS MOLE HAS HIS SAY,

WE’LL ALL BE SUBJECTS OF AN OLIGARCH’S WAY!

WHY NONE OF YOU CAN SEE

THIS IS FAR BEYOND WHAT I CAN SAY?

WHY DO YOU IGNORE THAT OBVIOUS EGO PLAY,

TO GIVE HIM MORE ILLEGITIMATE

LIFE IN HIS ILLEGITIMATE SAY

THAT HE CONTINUES TO SPOUT

TO HIS MISLED-BELIEVERS

TODAY AND EVERY DAY?

CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

DO YOU WANT TO BE FIRED BY THIS MAN?

IS THAT WHY YOU HOLD ON

TO YOUR ELUSIVE DREAMS?

WHY DON’T YOU WANT TO WAKE UP?

IS IT YOUR ADHERENCE TO A DREAM,

OF IS IT YOUR ADHERENCE TO A SCHEME?

TO ME, YOU’RE ALL BEAMING

WITH THE WORST KIND OF IGNORANCE

THAT DIVIDED OUR COUNTRY 160 YEARS AGO!

IT TOOK A ILLINOIS COUNTRY-

MAN TO SAVE US THEN!

WILL IT TAKE THE HELP OF AN INDIANA,

CITY MAYOR TO HELP US, NOW?

IF THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP A MEGALOMANIAC,

WE MAY HAVE TO CHOICE, BUT TO TRY!

HOW DO FIND A GUNMAN THAT ISN’T A SKINHEAD?

DO THEY EXIST?

CAN’T ONE OF THEM TAKE OUR THIS PRESIDENT?

HOW DO YOU CONVINCE AN ALT RIGHT SH!THEAD

THAT HIS SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON THE ASSASSINATION OF THIS ASSET?

WHAT WILL BE THE OVERALL IMPLICATION OF A BORDER SHUTDOWN?

IMPEACHMENT, ONLY!

HE CAN’T WAIT FOR IT!

HE’S DEMANDING IT RIGHT NOW!

GIVE IT TO HIM!

HOW MUCH LONGER CAN WE REMAIN A NATION OF CRIMINALS?

ISN’T THAT WHAT THIS PRESIDENT WANTS US TO BECOME,

SO WE CAN JOIN HIM?

TO SAVE OUR NATION,

IMPEACHMENT MUST HAPPEN, NOW!

FOR A COUNTRY TO ENDURE A PRESIDENT WHO

BELIEVES THAT CUTTING OFF FOREIGN AID TO THE COUNTRIES

WHERE THE IMMIGRANTS COME FROM

WILL KILL IMMIGRATION FROM THOSE COUNTRIES

IS LIKE ASKING THOSE COUNTRIES TO SHOOT THEMSELVES IN THE FEET!

HOW STUPID CAN THIS BUTTHEAD OF A PRESIDENT POSSIBLY, BE?

HIS SHUTDOWN OF OUR BORDER WILL BE

A DEATH SENTENCE FOR OUR COUNTRY!

THE SADDEST PART OF THIS STORY,

HE KNOWS THAT

AND THAT’S WHY HE DOES IT!

THE SADDER PART OF THIS STORY IS,

THERE ARE TOO MANY TRUMPITES THAT BELIEVE HIM,

AS THESE MISBELIEVERS ARE THE DOOM OF AMERICA!

THIS BASTARD IS SO INTENT ON DRIVING UP IMMIGRATION,

JUST SO HE CAN FIGHT IT.

HE ENDS AID TO THE COUNTRIES

THEY COME FROM TO ENCOURAGE

THE DEPARTURE OF THEIR HOME COUNTRIES!

HOW SMART IS THAT?

MY QUESTION TO TRUMPUBLICANS,

HOW SMART ARE YOU FOR FOLLOWING THAT LINE OF ILLOGIC?

IS THERE A BIGGER, DUH?