HEY MELANIA, HOW NUTS ARE YOU, TOO?

ARE YOU JUST LIKE YOUR LESSER HALF?

WHO WOULD WANT ANY PRIVILEGE OF WORKING IN YOUR HOUSE?

HOW CAN YOU CONSIDER THAT A PRIVILEGE?

ISN’T THAT A LIFE SENTENCE THAT NEVER STOPS PAYING?

WORKING FOR THE MAN WHOSE IDEA OF PRAYING

IS TO WATCH HIMSELF WHILE HIM LISTENING TO HIMSELF SAYING

BEND OVER AND LET ME SHOVE THIS BAT WHERE YOU CAN’T SEE

WHILE I CONTINUE MY BRAYING?

ARE YOU TOO SO INSECURE THAT YOU ALSO HAVE TO CRAWL UP EVERY ONE’S ASS,

TO RESIDE IN THEIR CRACK TO CHAFE THEIR EVERY TALKBACK?

HAVE YOU BECOME A RESIDENT ALIEN,

ALONG WITH YOUR ALIENATED HUSBAND,

WHO’S ALIENATED HIS BRAIN

FROM HIS OWN CHAIN OF COMMAND?

ISN’T THIS WHAT DEMANDS THAT THE VICTIMS WITHIN US STAND,

IF WE CAN, FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE SIMPLE MAN,

TO EXIST IF HE CAN IN THE HEART OF OUR LAND?

WHY WOULD YOU THINK ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND,

WOULD WORK FOR YOU OR ANY OF YOUR KIND?

WITH A HUSBAND LIKE YOURS (WHO’S NOT A GOOD FIND)

WHO WOULD DEBASE THEIR DIGNITY

TO WORK FOR SOMEONE WITH SUCH INDIGNATION?

TO WORK FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN’T KEEP

THEIR TRAIN OF THOUGHT FROM BEING

DANGEROUSLY DERAILED

ON A DAILY BASIS?

HOW DO YOU WORK FOR A MAN

WHO CAN BARELY TIE HIS OWN SHOES?

HOW DO YOU WORK FOR A MAN

MELANIA, THANK YOU FOR MAKING YOURSELF

NOTHING MORE THAN ANOTHER ILLEGAL ALIEN

FROM SLOVAKIA.

YOU’RE FROM SLOVAKIA?

WHERE THE F*** IS THAT?

SOMEWHERE NEAR RUSSIA?

WHY DO YOU THINK THAT YOUR ACCENT IS WELCOMED HERE?

WHY DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE WELCOME HERE?

BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND WELCOMES YOU

AND HE DOESN’T LIKE ALIENS,

UNLESS THEIR FROM AN EASTERN EUROPEAN NATION?

IS THIS WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE WELCOME HERE?

BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND SEES YOU AS NO DANGER,

I SEE YOU AS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE.

YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST DANGEROUS MANIFESTATION

OF THIS OUTLAW ADMINISTRATION.

DUE ALSO TO YOUR IGNORANT GENERATION OF OUR LAMENTATION

THATS DUE TO YOUR DEGRADATION OF OUR SYSTEM OF DECRIMINALIZATION,

WHICH TO ME, IS A COMPLETE ABOMINATION

OF OUR DEDICATION TO HONEST AND TRUE AFFILIATIONS

TO ENABLE US TO ARRIVE AT OUR ULTIMATE DESTINATION,

WHICH I THINK, SHOULD BE TO LIMIT YOUR VISITATION

TO OUR WONDERFUL NATION,

WHICH IS FAR FROM WONDERFUL

WHILE YOU’RE STILL IN OUR WHITE HOUSE

OF DELIBERATE, DESTITUTE, DECEPTIVE DEGENERATION 

WHO FEARS, SO MUCH, THEIR OWN DEGENERATE SITUATION

THAT THEY DO WHAT THEY ACCUSE OTHERS OF, LIKE OUR PRESIDENT,

WHO EXCELS IN THESE POLITICAL CONFLAGRATIONS.

CAN YOU TELL ME, WHO WOULD WANT TO WORK

IN A HOUSE YOU DESICRATED TO A LEVEL OF ABASEMENT

THAT’S THREE STORIES LOWER THAN MY LOWEST BASEMENT?

HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO HEED TO YOUR APPEAL

WHEN THE MAN THAT YOU LIVE FOR HAS BOUGHT ALL OUR ZEAL

AND SOLD IT ALL OFF TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER TO CLOSE HIS DEAL

AND KEPT ALL THE PROFIT FROM US WHICH HE DID STEAL?

THE LEVEL OF DISGUST THAT YOU’VE BROUGHT TO MY WORLD

IS NOTHING I CHERISH NOR COULD EVER UNFURL.

MY GROWING CONTEMPT FILLS MY EVERY WAKING HOUR

WHENEVER I HEAR YOUR VOICE

OR LEARN OF HOW YOU EXPRESS YOUR IGNORANT POWER.

EVERY ACTION YOU TAKE FILLS ME WITH MORE AND MORE CONTEMPT

WISHING MORE AND MORE, EVERYDAY THAT YOU WERE NEVER SENT.

YOU’VE EARNED NOTHING FROM ME NOT AN IOTA OF RESPECT

AS I’D RATHER SEE YOUR HEAD IN A NOOSE, STRETCHING YOUR NECK.

YOUR DISGUST ABOUNDS MIGHTILY IN ALL THAT YOU SEEK

CONDEMNING THE REST OF THE WORLD’S NOSE TO ALL THAT YOU WREAK.

WHY CAN’T YOU DO US ALL A FAVOR AND DO IT THIS WEEK

TO END YOUR EMPTY AND RUTHLESS RULE

OF A CONTINUOUS OUTLOOK SO BLEAK?

IF IT WERE MY DRUTHERS IT BE SOONER THAN THIS WEEK

IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED 3 YEARS AGO AFTER YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT OF CANDIDACY,

BEFORE YOU WERE EVER ELECTED TO DEFLECT YOUR BRAND OF INSANITY.

BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED THAT’S SET OUR WORLD ON EDGE TO THE WEAK

FOR NONE CAN FATHOM THE DANGER THAT NOW EXISTS, WHICH IS BLEAK.

IF THE INSANITY ISN’T REMOVED FROM IT PERCH SET ON HIGH,

IT’LL DESTROY ALL THAT BEEN FOUGHT FOR, THROUGH THE SACRIFICES OF OUR LIVES.

NOT CARING ANY MORE THAN OUR EASTERN DEMISE

IS THE MAN AT THE HELM DIRECTING ALL THROUGH HIS EYES.

THIS TO MY DISMAY IS THE END OF WHAT I REALIZE

IN THE CONTINUING DEVASTATING OF ALL THAT I PRIZE.