JORDAN KLEPPER
GENIUS AT WORK
“You’re my new hero, Jordan”!
YOU’RE THE ONLY REPORTER TO INTERVIEW
THE INSURRECTIONISTS OF THE
1/6/2021 INSURGENCY ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL
THANK YOU, YOUTUBE FOR OPENING HIS VIDEOS UP TO ME, FOR FREE.
This Youtube clip is a must-see for all MAGMITES to see just how stupid they really are, in bulk. This is the stupidest sect of American life and it’s the only refuge, magamitus can hide its fuhrer. These boneheads are completely bonkers. They are all on drugs of the maximum order. The problem is that the drugs they’re on are all pharmaceuticals. Their use is driven by the amount of beer they drink. (They must have emptied 4 kegs for this attack!) I’d bet $1,000,000 that they all cracked a beef before the attack on the Capital. That’s the only explanation for the stupidity displayed in their interviews. THESE TRUMPITES ARE IDIOTS, FULL-BLOWN IDIOTS. I can’t say that enough. Clearly, this bunch of assholes are all brainwashed with the Fox Pox. Just a 5-minute view of this video allows the viewer to witness some of the keenest, inane stupidity taking place in America by some of the stupidest people in America.
It’s no wonder how they get that way when we’re all able to tailor our own news the way we want to receive it, whether it’s been vetted or not. It’s not the app’s job to vet the news sources if offers. They only offer what’s popular. What phone doesn’t have a “news app that outsources its feeds so the user can tailor what news (s)he reads and views and hears? This only opens the door for subliminal programming, so results such as the chaos we’ve seen, as in the last 5 years, could ensue.
I’ve only spent around 10-15 minutes, watching, your 53 minute Youtube video of your time spent with the attackers on the Capitol when you interviewed several of the insurrectionists. I’m learning to really appreciate your adherence to reporting what the “real news” can’t, the insanity of these Trump supporters. Your work deserves its own show for the next four years, or however long it takes to clear up this trumpism fox pox and clean it out of our society,
First off, I want to thank you for being there and reporting on it from the Trumpites point of view. I really appreciate getting into their mindset. This helps me to understand how they’ve been subliminally programmed. That is the only explanation that can force them into their behavior that day.
The risk your Comedy Central production crew takes gives you an opportunity to create a masterpiece of investigative reporting. You should earn the highest reward, your industry has to offer, for the caliber of work, you do. I think I need to thank Jon Stewart for finding you and your talents, for you have and an ability for digging out the inner truth these people want to express. I admire you, the utmost, for that. I wish I had a glimmer of your nerve and intelligence.
Because we live in a “Clockwork Orange” world. prophesied in the book, 1984, Jordan, You’ve proven to be a profitable ally to my health and well-being, for the reporting you’ve done on this group of international insurgents, that I call “MAGAMITES.
I call them international insurgents because they’re all Kremlin-influenced to pull off the attack they committed on Jan 6, 2021. They had to be subliminally influenced to succeed as they did with that attack. No true patriot could ever do that without foreign influence.
That influence usually comes in the form of money, which makes me ask, what man in the world has the money to pay for something like this, and, would want this, more than anything else in the world? The only answer I can come with to answer that, is Vladimir Putin, the wealthiest man in the world. But why would he be playing around in America’s politics?
I shouldn’t have to answer that question if you can’t, yourself. If you can’t add two and two, you really need to go back to school. Just watching Jordan’s interviews with these MAGAMITES will tell you just how intelligent they really are. How many of the Russian assets went to college?
My guess, maybe, 20% of them might have an education beyond high school. If the sample Jordan finds who are ready and willing to express their thoughts, are symptomatic of this entire sect of our population, I can only see that these poor saps have been duped by subliminal programming. The only way they can get that is from the media they consume.
It’s like the food we eat to stay alive. The majority of our population have been duped into eating more and more of the very food that’s poisoning their bodies and brains and forces their need for the pharmaceuticals that the same industry is more than willing to provide…for a profit.
How different is that from what we’re seeing in this Russian ruse that the election was stolen? I call it a Russian ruse because, in my mind, it is. This is a ruse designed and committed by the world’s richest and most criminal enterprising individual in the world, Vladimir Putin. Who paid to have his 20 billion dollar palace built. Where did he get that much money? Who owns more money than his own country? Only Vladimir Putin.
The question I ask is who gives him that money, Mitch, Lindsey, Rand, Ron, Kevin, Devin, and all the rest of the seditionist party of the Republicans? I can only hear him rejoicing about the debacle Trump left us in Afghanistan.
He ceded Afghanistan to the Taliban in his secret peace pact he made with the leader of the Taliban, who he just had released from prison. Biden is taking the heat for this debacle is widely being claimed by those, short-sighted enough, they can’t possibly see the truth because they can’t remember the past. This debacle was a setup by the Trump administration destined to fail, but Biden is finding a way to pull it off, much to the chagrin of our enemies, such as Fox News.
If anyone wants to blame anyone for this debacle, it must be placed where it belongs to be valid. Otherwise, it’s nothing more than a mere gripe about the President. How many gripes against the past President were lodged legitimately? He fought back, so people stopped because they feared his reprisals. (Right out of the autocrat’s book of governing, as written by Vladimir Putin.)
Biden doesn’t fight back, nor does he cower,(which is what our last President did). He accepts what he’s got, doesn’t complain, but works with it, regardless of the mess it was left in. How can anyone blame a man for cleaning up his work environment, for the mess the last worker left it in?
The problem here is that the last worker didn’t do his job, ever. He sluffed off the whole position as one to play with. He never took it seriously. He even told us so. That forces me to ask, why did he get elected if he doesn’t care and he admits it? How is it that these MAGAMITES are still enamored with him?
When all they’re looking for, is someone to care about them, why, in the hell, did they pick the only celebrity who doesn’t give a shit about them? It must be their education…or lack thereof.
I almost forgot. A shout-out goes to our Governor, for endangering the lives of every Arizonan, so I must shout out:
TIME TO RESIGN
DOUSHEBAG DUCEY
BEFORE YOU’RE IMPUGNED
FOR YOUR IGNORANCE SUBLIME!
IMPEACHED YOU’LL FOREVER BE,
IF YOU CAN’T WAKE
YOUR EYES TO REALLY SEE,
THE DAMAGE DONE BY YOUR PUNY WILL
TO FEED YOUR BASE YOUR INSOLENT PILL!
YOU MAKE THEIR NUMBER
DECLINE FASTER STILL
BY FEEDING THEM YOUR BULLSHIT
THAT NO MANDATES CAN’T KILL!
YOUR LEGACY IS ETCHED
WITHIN THIS DOMAIN
TO FOREVER EXTEND
THE AMOUNT OF YOUR PAIN,
FOR NOW, YOU WILL FIND IT
IMPOSSIBLE TO SUSTAIN
THE GAINS THAT YOU MADE
WHEN YOUR LIFE RAN ON GRAINS!
THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE
TO THE EXTENT OF YOUR BRAIN
THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO REMOVE ANY PAIN,
AS YOUR AFFLICTION IS ASSURED
AS YOUR ADDICTION IS TO YOUR GRAIN!
IT’S FROM ALL THE SUGAR YOU ATE
WHILE SELLING YOGURT IN THE FROZEN STATE!
THE SUGAR HAS GUMMED UP YOUR BRAIN,
AS YOU CAN’T SEE HOW YOU ARE
CAUSING ALL OF OUR PAIN!
JUST HOW FAR ARE YOU
AND YOUR PARTY WILLING TO GO
TO PROVE YOUR INSANITY?
ARE YOU SEEKING TO BE CHARGED WITH GENOCIDE
ON YOUR DEPARTURE FROM OFFICE?
OR, ARE YOU SEEKING
TO BE IMPEACHED FOR ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE?
HOW DO YOU WANT TO BE REMEMBERED?
WHAT DO YOU WANT YOUR LEGACY TO BE?
WITHOUT DIGNITY?
THAT EXPLAINS PERFECTLY, YOUR CONDITION!
YOU HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED
TO THE GLUCOSE RUSE FOR TOO LONG!
IT’S SHOWING IN THE AMOUNT
OF ELECTIVE IGNORANCE YOU CHOOSE TO USE!
THAT ONLY PROVES THE EVIL OF YOUR HEART!
IT’S DRIVEN BY WHAT DRIVES THE VOTES YOU SEEK!
THOSE OF OTHER FULLY ADDICTED,
CRIMINALLY-INTENT
BREAD AND BEER-DRIVEN
INSANITY-SEEKING INSURGENTS!
JUST LIKE THE NEWEST SUBSTANDARD
JUSTICE ON THE SUPREME COURT,
BEER BREATH KAVANAUGH,
ALONG WITH THE NEWEST CONSERVATIVE
CUNT ON THE BENCH,
OUR WHOLE COURT IS NOW DEMENTED!
WHO DEMENTED IT?
WAS IT ANOTHER DEMENTED SENATOR,
IN CHARGE OF SECURING THEIR ILLEGAL APPOINTMENTS?
WASN’T IT AN ILLEGAL PRESIDENT
WHO APPOINTED THEM?
CURSE YOU MITCH McCONNELL!
YOU JUST COMMITTED AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL ACT
BY APPOINTING ILLEGAL APPOINTMENTS
TO THE SUPREME COURT BY AN ILLEGAL PRESIDENT!
YOU WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
AS RUINING THE PROSPERITY
OF AMERICA FOR 100 YEARS!
(THERE AIN’T NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT NOW!)
YOU’VE CONDEMNED YOUR LEGACY IN THE HISTORY BOOKS!
WHO COERCED THIS IGNORANT BUNCH OF VOTERS
TO VOTE FOR THESE RUSSIAN ASSETS, FOX?
WAS IT YOUR POX THAT’S INFECTED AMERICA?
WHY ARE YOU STILL LICENSED
TO BROADCAST YOUR BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA?
NOT A BIT OF IT IS FACTUAL!
YOU SEND EVERY BIT OF YOUR PROPAGANDA SUBLIMINALLY
SO THE BUTTWIPES THAT TUNE IN YOUR NETWORK
CAN’T DISCERN TRUTH FROM FICTION!
You’ve earned my contempt, Fox pox. I’m turning off even your football games. I will not connect to any Fox network ever again. It’s poison! I’ve seen the subliminal messages in your ads for professional wrestling, the biggest con in sports. Who likes to program professional wrestling, now? Can you find that on ABC, NBC, or CBS? You certainly can’t find it on PBS. Only Fox and a few cable channels dare to air their con. But it took a fox who can’t adhere to the “Fairness in Broadcasting Doctrine” to put it through the airwaves. Only they will go far enough to dement every American, to the very best of their ability. (It’s a direct instruction from Mad Vlad ) Does Mad Vlad own Fox broadcasting? He owns an aluminum plant in Ashland KY which gives him the tight to influence Mitch and Rand. Tell me, Mitch, does he own that network?
It’s become very evident that the whole Republican party is following in Donald’s footsteps, in the number of blatant lies they’re now spreading. Why nary one of them care about their legacy, I’ll never know. What it is that binds them to this seditionist sect of Russian-influenced Americans? Is this the core of the Fox pox? Is this where it’s at?
History will not look good at this period of time when you committed your crimes. Thanks to you and your cohort in crime, (DJT) I lost my most profitable, and longest-running business to Russian hackers 8 months after Trump took the oath that meant nothing to him. It wasn’t even 9 months before I lost my business after his invitation to steal HRC’s emails. When are you going to repay me for all I’ve lost to add to Putin’s palace fund? Do you have a half-million dollars to pay me for my losses? Eh, Mitch. How are you and Elaine sitting? Are you pretty comfortable having had taken part in the collusion? How much has he paid you for his aluminum plant in Ashland, KY? You owe me that money, for the loss of my business.
How many others do you owe for their lost business after Russian hackers started setting out their ransom emails by kidnapping websites? How more criminal of an enterprise can one operate? Who operated the one that ran Trump? Vladimir Putin, the world’s richest criminal genius.
PAY UP MITCH!
BEFORE YOU’RE BURIED IN THE DITCH!
EVERYONE KNOWS,
YOU’RE NO MORE THAN A PIECE OF SHITCH!
YOU STINKIN BITCH!
YOU OWE ME AND ALL THE OTHER BANKS IN NORTH AMERICA
FOR THE INVITATION OF CORRUPTION WITH AN ALUMINUM PLANT,
YOU USHERED THIS DISASTER OF LOST DEMOCRACY INTO AMERICA!
YOU’LL BE LUCKY TO SAVE YOUR OWN HIDE
WHEN YOUR OWN CONSTITUENTS LEARN
HOW YOU BETRAYED THEM!
Don’t worry though, I won’t miss you…nor your corrupt wife Elaine Chau the Chinese cheater of democracy. However, I will continue to loathe you for your involvement in the crimes of the last administration. Personally, I think you should spend the rest of your life in a secluded cell all alone with your thoughts. and, nothing else. You seriously need to contemplate your life of crime within the Trump administration and theft of our sovereign democracy. What will you do when your own voters realize how you cheated them? Sorry, I can’t pity the consequences you’ll have to pay. I’ll leave that up to you. I can see just how pitiful your life is going to become. How much of Putin’s $20,000,000,000 palace are you responsible for?
If these buttheads are the best and the brightest that MAGA America has to offer, they’re in deep trouble. I can’t imagine any of them lasting past 2030. Then, like in 1930 Democracy will return to America under the Democratic party which will control politics in America, thanks to DJT, for the next 60 years. But these poor souls will be left in the lurch due to the allegiance to a foreign asset in the form of the biggest conman to ever come to America. It took a Hoover to do the same thing 100 years ago.
Trump took his ideals and corrupted them thoroughly to turn his MAGA CROWD into an insurrection army of idiot boneheads. Don’t they all look alike? It’s hard to tell one apart from another. I pity the African-Americans who have to do so to save their own skin. I was raised by boneheads similar to these, but I was always taught one thing that this “wild-bunch” hasn’t been taught, apparently, respect. I was taught to respect knowledge, even though, neither of my parents went to school beyond high school. Did any of these people even graduate high school?
That tells me when you’re subliminally programmed to believe programming that’s divisive and false by a news source that you’ve been programmed to watch all the time, shit is going to happen. Then, I think, who else would be thinking like that? I can only come up with a few answers to that question, and they’re all bad. But topping the list is Mad Vlad the Bad, the only man on the planet who can afford the cost of such a ruse. I can see him taking in donations from North Korea and China, to facilitate this.
At least, there is hope for the Senate as Stephen Cobert pointed out the other night. At least they’re starting to reach across the aisle. The problem is it’s a dirty and fouled, reach, due to their lack of any desire to “mask up”. Fortunately, because they’re Senators, they’re all vaccinated, so the only symptoms they showed were just that, symptoms, nothing worse.
THANK YOU ROGER WICKER
FOR INFECTING ANGUS KING AND JOHN HICKENLOOPER WITH COVID!
As much as I appreciate your effort to “reach across the aisle, Don’t you think you should have had yourself tested first? With only the unvaccinated acquiring the disease, for the most part, who are mostly Republican, it’s easy to see who infected who. Which of your constituents infected you? Do you have any idea? Do you believe in skip-tracing? Where did you last skip to? (It’s surely wasn’t “to the loo, my darling” or, was it? Is that where you caught your covid?. In the bathroom? Didn’t you sash your hands before you left?) However, you did prove that anti-vaxxers are wrong in their assessment that the vaccine is more dangerous than the disease it protects against.
Are you going to take responsibility for infecting their families? What will you do if one of their family members dies? What will you do then, apologize? That can’t correct your irresponsible action in infecting them. Thank God, you’ve had your vaccines. Why can’t you convince your constituents to get theirs? Are you afraid it might change their vote? Maybe, you’re right. Just maybe, none of your constituents want to live, because they can’t live with their assumed freedom. Doesn’t that show that they don’t give a shit about anyone else’s freedom to stay alive? And, you represent these foreign assets? They’ve made themselves foreign assets by catering to their Fox pox. The problem is, you know that….but are unwilling to try to change them. That tells me you’re happy with the Fox Pox. Hmm…if I curse them, should I be cursing you? Hmm…
I’m convinced now, Trump will go down in history as the biggest loser of all time. The more he tries to prove he didn’t lose, the more he proves that he did. And idiots still follow him and are still enamored by him. It doesn’t matter how criminal he is. Nor does it matter the criminality he brought with him into the White House…some of which, is still there. He cearly is the sorest loser of all losers. I don’t think I’ve heard a baby cry louder.
JOE MANCHIN,
When are you going to learn to differentiate between an expense and an investment? Investments bring prosperity, don’t they? DUH! If there is no return on your investment, it becomes an expense. How can you not see a return in infrastructure? When has investment been a bad thing for America?