AFTER A FAIR AMOUNT OF HEAVY CONSIDERATION,
IVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION
THE THE PROBLEM OF OUR NATION,
IN A NUTSHELL, IS OVERDOSING OF GLYPHOSATION,
INCREASING GLYCATION
TO SELL MORE MEDICATION
YOU’LL SEE BELOW, YOUR ANSWER
TO THIS EVIL CHEMICAL MANIFESTATION
MY ODE TO A RUSSIAN OPERATIVE TOAD;
HE CAMPAIGNS EVERY DAY ON MY PAY EVERY TIME HE FLYS US1 TO WHICH I SAY
YOUR LYING WAYS ARE COMING TO AN END OF THEIR WAYS.
I’VE NOTICED THAT AGAIN,
YOU’RE BLAMING THE “OTHER SIDE” FOR WHAT YOU DO.
HA-HA PRESIDENT TRUMP, THE JOKE’S ON YOU
YOU JUST NEED TO LEARN IT,
YOU NEED TO LEARN THAT BECAUSE OF YOU,
THE JOKE IS NOW ON AMERICA, THROUGH AND THROUGH.
WE ALREADY KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO
COMPLETELY TURN AROUND THE JOKE TO YOUR GAME
TO PLACE THE BLAME ON THE ONE WHO SHOULD BARE NO SHAME
FOR ASSAULTING THE SENSES OF ANYONE WHO HAS THE SAME,
SO YOU PLAY ON YOUR FAME TO FUEL YOUR EMBERING FLAME,
THAT THE NOMINATION OF THIS PARTICULAR ILL-GOTTEN NAME
BECOMES THE SAME AS THE COMPLETE RANGE OF YOUR ADMIN’S GAME
WHICH, UNFORTUNATELY TO U.S., IS TO EMPTY
EVERYONE’S SILO OF THEIR PRECIOUS GRAIN.
TO A PRESIDENT WHO THINKS THAT
PUERTO RICO IS A SUBSTANDARD NATION
(PROVING, WE AS A NATION HAVE REACHED
OUR IRRATIONALITY LIMITATIONS),
UNDERSTAND THIS;
THAT THOUGHT,
COMES FROM A SUBSTANDARD PRESIDENT LOST IN HIS HAIRDO.
PUERTO RICO SHOULD HAVE BEEN GRANTED STATEHOOD 30 YEARS AGO,
MAYBE THEN, THEY WOULDN’T BE SUBSTANDARD BY YOUR SHOW,
THEY’D BE OUR 51ST STATE INSTEAD
AND YOU WOULD NOT BE OUR PRESIDENT BUT INSTEAD BACK ON SKID ROW.
WHERE YOU WOULD BE BREAKING LAWS ELSEWHERE.
NOW THAT YOU’RE OUT IN THE OPEN,
WE CAN ALL SEE THE LAWS THAT YOU’RE BREAKING,
SO, SOON WE’LL ALL SEE YOUR REGAILING, TERMINATING
YOUR CELEBRATING OF OUR ABATING
MAKING THE GRATING OF YOUR VOICE
THE LEAST SATIATING OF YOUR HOIST
ALL LOST IN THE DREAMLAND OF YOUR IGNORANT CHOICE
MAKING ME WONDER, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
THAT YOU ARE MY PRESIDENT,
WHEN YOU ARE NOTHING MORE
THAN AN ILL-GOTTEN, ALL ROTTEN,
SIMPLE, PLAIN LITTLE RESIDENT?
YOU KNOW, HOW OTHER NATIONS ALL LAUGH AT US NOW,
WHEN THEY NEVER USED TO BUT YOU SHOWED THEM HOW
BY COLLECTING YOUR RECOLLECTIONS OF YOUR DIMINUTIVE MEMORY, THEREOF
YOU’VE TATTOOED YOUR IGNORANCE ON THE THE FACE OF ALL AMERICANS,
FOR ALL TO BEHOLD ON EVERYONE’S FOLD,
DONNED FAR AND WIDE TO MAKE US RUN AND HIDE,
NOW, WE ALL APPEAR TRUMP-DUMB,
AS BUGS IN A RUG
TO WHICH I FULLY
AND FAITHFULLY CHIDE.
BEING THE ONE,
WHO SHOULD, NEVER HAVE, BEEN ELECTED
WITH A FOURTH GRADE EDUCATION
WHOSE MENTALITY IS VERY, VERY SUSPECTED.
YOU WOULDN’T HAVE NEVER BEEN EVER ELECTED,
IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE HELP, YOU SELECTED
FROM VLADIMIR PUTIN, THE IMPALER,
AND THE WAY YOU USED HIM AS A PERSONAL INHALER.
IN ALL ACTUALITY, IT WAS HE THAT USED YOU
DUE TO YOUR IGNORANCE OF, HOW TO DO,
AND BECAUSE YOUR FEARS ARE SO EASY TO BEND,
IT MAKES YOU THE EASIEST TO PERSUADE AND TO REND.
YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, SHOULD NOT BE THE ONE THAT DIRECTS
THE APPOINTMENT OF THE NEXT
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE FOR THE REST
OF HIS LIFE, WHO HIMSELF IS IN QUESTION OF NEGLECTING
HIS OWN SEXUAL PREDATORY PAST,
THAT IS CURRENTLY BEING RESURRECTED.
HAVE WE REACHED OUR LIMIT OR ARE WE IN FOR MORE?
OF THE INSULTS AND GRIMACE THAT WE ALL ABHOR?
WILL WE COME TO AN AGREEMENT THAT THIS IS NOT WHAT WE NEED?
WHEN WE LOOK TO SOMEONE
WHO CAN TAKE THAT PLACE, IN WHICH U.S. TO LEAD?
IT SEEMS THAT’S WE NAILED DOWN AN EGREGIOUS DEMEANOR
WHO’S PASSION FOR HIS MONEY ENRICHES ONLY THIS BELEAGUERER.
OUR DEMISE OF HIS DESIRE IS THE LENGTH OF HIS UNTAPPED WIRE
TO BRING ABOUT THE MUCK AND MIRE
OF A WORLD WROUGHT OF DIRE
CONSEQUENCES TO BEHOLD
FOR THE REST OF THE SHIRE
CAUGHT IN THE WONDERMENT OF HIS ILL-GOTTEN CHOIR,
BEING HEAD UP TODAY
BY THE ONES WHICH TO US
HAVE DISMAYED,
OF WHICH, NEEDLESS TO SAY
IS THE MAN WITH THE HAY,
MITCH McCONNELL,
ARE YOU OPENING YOUR MOUTH AGAIN?
ARE YOU DOOMING YOUR FATE AGAIN?
IF YOU’RE OPENING YOUR MOUTH,
YOU MUST BE, AND IF YOU ARE,
YOU’RE LYING AGAIN.
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY HAVE THAT MUCH GALL
TO ACCUSE THIS WOMAN OF LYING?
DON’T YOU REALIZE,
THIS ONLY MAKES YOU,
LOOK LIKE THE LIAR?
SO, WHY CAN’T YOU SAY SOMETHING TRUTHFUL,
INSTEAD OF PREACHING TO YOUR DIMINISHING CHOIR?
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON BEING THE RESISTANCE,
ALONG WITH THE PRESIDENT?
DON’T YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH?
OR, ARE YOU CONTENT BLAMING THE VICTIM,
INSTEAD OF THE PERPETRATOR?
IS IT BECAUSE, YOU, YOURSELF ARE A PERPETRATOR?
WHY ARE YOU DOING YOUR ABSOLUTE BEST TO PROVE SO?
HEY, BRO,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN TO STAND UP
TO RUSSIAN PERSUASION WHEN YOU MEET IT,
BUT YOU CAN’T CAN YOU,
DUE TO THE AMOUNT THAT YOU EAT IT
YOU JUST, TAKE TOO MUCH
NRA MONEY FROM RUSSIA,
DON’T YOU?
WHY WOULDN’T THEY WANT THE INFLUENCE OF YOUR ALREADY BOUGHT PARTY
IN OUR SUPREME COURT FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS?
WOULD IT GIVE THEM ACCESS TO OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM?
WOULDN’T THAT PUT A HAMPER ON PROSECUTION OF RUSSIAN SPIES IN THE FUTURE?
WHY WOULD YOU,
AS, A REPUBLICAN MEMBER OF OUR SENATE,
WANT THAT?
WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO HELP?
IS IT U.S.?
OR IS IT RUSSIA?
IF THIS BE YOUR WISH FOR A LEGACY,
WHY DO YOU WANT IT TO DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY?
IS THAT HOW YOU WANT TO BE REMEMBERED THROUGHOUT HISTORY?
AS THE SENATOR THAT DID HIS BEST TO TEAR DOWN?
OR, THE ONE WHO JUST PLAYED THE CLOWN?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU’RE STILL FIT TO SERVE IN THE SENATE?
IN MY OPINION,
YOU AREN’T FIT SERVE IN ANY,
BODY OF CONGRESS, ANYWHERE.
AREN’T YOU FROM KENTUCKY?
THE HOME OF WHISKEY AND RYE?
NOT EVEN THEIR BOURBON WHISKEY,
RANKS, IN MY ESTIMATION.
TO ME IT’S JUST ANOTHER
ONE OF THEIR ABOMINATIONS.
I’D HATE TO HANG MY HAT ON THAT
TO CLAIM AS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT
IT’S A DAMN GOOD THING I NEED NOTHING IN KENTUCKY
I WON’T BE EVER GOING TO OR THROUGH YOUR STATE,
NOR WILL I PURCHASE ANYTHING FROM YOUR STATE,
EVER.
I WILL EVEN MAKE SURE
THAT ANY CAR I PURCHASE
ISN’T MADE IN YOUR STATE,
AS LONG AS YOU’RE IN THE SENATE.
YOUR STATE MEANS NAUGHT TO ME
EXCEPT FOR A FEW DESCRIPTIVE PHRASES
THAT AREN’T NICE TO HEAR.
THE SENTENCING OF COSBY HAS TAUGHT ME A LESSON
THAT KAVANAUGH’S JAW IS FLAPPING IN SESSION
WITH THE BREEZE IN THE AIR THAT’S BUILDING IN OUR PRESENT
STATE OF AFFAIRS THAT’S BROUGHT ABOUT OUR DECADENCE.
SHOWING, YOUR JUDGE KAVANAUGH, IF APPOINTED,
WILL BE THE FIRST JUDGE IMPEACHED
BEFORE HE’S ANOINTED.
BUT MAYBE, NOT THE LAST,
THERE’S ANOTHER FROM THE PAST,
HE’S ANOTHER INCONGRUOUS SEXUAL BEAST
ON THE BENCH IN THE NAME OF
CLARENCE THOMAS.
HE MAY BE NEXT,
EXCEPT
HE HAS CORPORATE SUPPORT
TO BOLSTER HIS RETORT,
WHICH I’M SURE WILL BE OF NO REPORT
TO THE SORT, THAT GIVES HIS COHORTS TO THE COURT,
WITHOUT ANY DISCOURSE OF REMORSE, OF COURSE.
THIS DOES EARN MY CONCORD
THAT THIS CASE OF AN OPEN HOARDER OF DISORDER
EARN AN EXTENDED STAY IN A WALLED IN REFORMATORY WITH THE TALLEST OF BORDERS.
I’D BE HAPPY TO EVEN SUPPLY THE REST OF THE STORY
BUT IT WON’T BE PRETTY, YET MAYBE PRETTY GORY
WHEN THIS MAN SPEAKS,
WHY DO I ONLY HEAR FROM HIS MOUTH,
“I’VE GOT A MISSION TO ACCOMPLISH FOR RUSSIA”
THIS MAN IS A CLEAR DANGER TO THE IMPARTIALITY OF THE SUPREME COURT
HIS APPOINTMENT ONLY GARNERS RUSSIAN SUPPORT
WHY YOU CAN’T SEE THIS IS BEYOND MY EXHORT
TO PERSUADE YOU TO AWAKE TO THE THE SALE OF OUR RESORT
TO AN EASTERN OLIGARCH OF THE PORTLY CONSORT
TO EAT AT U.S. UNSPARINGLY WITHOUT ANY RETORT.
THE CRIMINALITY OF WHICH IS AT THE LEAST
A VIRALLY, SPIRALLY, ENTIRELY
WEIRD DISPLAY OF DISMAY.
I NEVER SAW THIS HAPPENING IN MY DAY
AND THE HARDEST THING TO LIVE WITH
IS THAT I HAVE NO SAY IN THE WAY THIS BELIGERENT ASSHOLE
IS DELIBERATELY RUINING OUR NATION’S PROUD PLAY.
SENATOR KENNEDY YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY,
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JUDGE GARLAND?
WEREN’T YOU IN THE SENATE THEN?
WASN’T IT YOUR OWN PARTY
DURING OBAMA’S ADMINISTRATION,
THAT DID ALL OF THIS, THEN?
IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME
THAT THIS IS EERIERILY AKIN
TO YESTERDAYS BILL COSBY SENTENCING
OF DRUG-INDUCED RAPE
THAT EARNED HIM A 3-10 YEAR SENTENCE
IN THE PENITENTIARY.
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME
HOW THIS IS NOT THE SAME
WITH SIMILIAR EVIDENTIARY?
BUT A QUESTION I HAVE FOR YOU,
CONCERNING YOU SON AND DAUGHTER,
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE ASSAULTED,
YOUR SON, OR YOUR DAUGHTER.
ARE YOU CHOOSING TO RETAIN ONLY A SELECTIVE MEMORY.
I ASK YOU TO KEEP IN MIND HOW IGNORANT,
YOU’RE SHOWING YOURSELF TO BE,
IN THIS WHOLE DEBACLE OF DISHONESTY.
YOU, LIKE THE REST OF YOUR PARTY,
SERIOUSLY NEED TO LOOK AT THE SOURCE OF THIS DECEIT
AND WHAT WILL ULTIMATELY BE ON YOUR RECEIPT
AT THE END OF THE ILL-GOTTEN FEAT.
IT’S DEFINITELY NO MEAT THAT I WOULD WANT TO EAT.
I’D RATHER FEED IT TO HIS OTHER LEECHES
WHO KEEP CLAMMERING AT HIS BREECHES
THERE THEY CAN FIND FOR WHAT THEY’RE THEIR REACHIN’
IN THE NEW SCREECHES THAT COME A PREACHIN’