THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT,
FOR YOUR STORE-BOUGHT DOOM,
THANKS TO YOUR FEAR INHUMED
WITHIN YOUR WRETCHED TOMB
OF NOTHING MORE THAN GLOOM!
YOUR GIFT OF CORONAVIRUS HAS MADE US ALL FEARFUL RESIDENTS,
DUE TO YOUR IGNORANCE OF THE OBVIOUS,
WE’RE ALL LIVING THROUGH A GLOBOLOUS OF DISCONTINUOUS
IRREVERENT BOBBING DOBULOUS ALL MEANT TO INVOKE THE
CONFUSION THAT LEADS TO DIFFUSION
OF OUR UNION’S CRY FOR EQUALITY
AND UNITY TO BRING THE INCLUSION
OF ALL WHO DESPISE THE GALL!
YET,
THE MASSIVE DISCOMBOBULATED DISINGENIOUS DECEPTIVE
ACTION TO CORRECT WHAT ONLY WHAT IS FEARED BY THIS MAN THE MOST,
IS, THE FALLING OF A PUMPED UP FAKE EMPIRE ON WALL STREET,
WHICH, SEEMS TO BE HIS ONLY CARE IN THE WORLD,
AND HE’S WILLING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE
TO SAVE HIS OWN EGO OF STRIFE!
HE ERRONEOUSLY THINKS HIS ACTIONS TO SAVE WALL STREET
WILL SAVE HIM FROM HIS INEVITABLE MEET
OF THE MAN ON THE STREET WHO’S WALKING THE BEAT
AND TRYING HIS BEST TO KEEP HIS OWN FEET,
SO HIS FATE, TOO, HE WON’T HAVE TO MEET!
HIS IGNORANCE OF GALL HAS ME FULLY APPALLED!
FOR ME, IT’S TIME, FOR HIS POKER HAND TO CALL!
FOR, THIS IS NO TIME FOR POKER, UNLESS,
YOU WERE TO POKE HIM BACK IN HIS WALL ON PALL MALL!
TO THIS FEAT, I CURSE THAT MAN WHO MADE IT HIS BEAT,
TO DELIVER TO US THE SHIET OF THE BEAST FROM THE EAST!
THIS CRAP FROM THE EAST IS FROM THE RED SQUARE OF THE BEAT
FROM WHICH THIS MAN LOVES TO EAT!
THE TAPE OF HIS YELLOW SHOWER ON THE BED OF OBAMA,
IN THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE OFFERED BY MOSCOW’S ELITE,
IS WHAT’S DRIVING THIS IRREVERENT MEET!
THIS IS WHAT INCITES MY IRE TO FIX THIS FLAT TIRE!
TO REPLACE THIS BALD LEAR,
WITH HONESTY’S UNWILLLINGNESS TO CONSPIRE
WITH THE CORRUPTION SO VILY DIRE
THAT HE’S BROUGHT HOME TO OUR WIRE,
TO STICK US IN HIS MUCK AND MIRE!
TO THIS I ASPIRE,
TO END THAT, SO DIRE!
AND FINISH THE LIARS’
LOST ATTEMPTS AT SATIRE!
IT’S THE DECEPTIVE ATTITUDE
THAT’S DRIVING MY IRE!
WHEN HE ONLY DECEIVES
HE’S DRIVING ON FOUR FLAT TIRES,
WHICH, UNFORTUNATELY,
IS TO WHICH THIS MAN, TRULY, ASPIRES!
THIS TRULY, TOO, HAS ME WONDERING
ABOUT YOU AND YOU AND YOU,
WHO, CONTINUE TO SUPPORT
COMMUNISM IN AMERICA
FROM, THE FOX FAUX, NEWS,
ALONG WITH THE NRA TOO!
FOR IT’S IN YOUR BREW
THAT OUR DEMISE MAY COME THROUGH!
HOW ALL THE REPUBLICAN PARTY FEEL NOW,
WITH THE FAILURE OF WHAT THEY SAVED
THIS PRESIDENT FROM IMPEACHMENT FOR?
HOW STUPID AND FEARFUL DO THEY ALL FEEL NOW?
WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN THEIR SHOES?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHAKE HANDS
WITH THE MAN WHO IGNORES THIS VIRUS?
DO YOU THINK, HE CARES ABOUT YOU?
DO YOU NOW, THINK, YOU DESERVE ANOTHER THINK?!
DAMMIT THEN, START THINKING!
THINK ABOUT THE SAFETY AND SECURITY OF YOUR VOTER BASE,
AS THEY ARE THEY MOST VULNERABLE TO THE VIRUS
ATTACKING THE WORLD OF SUGAR EATERS!
IT’S ONLY COMMON SENSE THAT THE OLDER YOU ARE
THE MORE SUGAR YOU HAVE IN YOUR BODY,
DUE TO YOUR LENGTHIER CELEBRATION
OF OUR SPECIES-WIDE-ADDICTION
TO THESE SIMPLE SUGARS!
THIS IS WHY MAN IS SUSPECPTABLE
TO VIRAL AND BACTERIAL INFECTIONS!
OUR SOCIETY’S PROBLEM IS THAT WE’RE TOO INVOLVED WITH THE
CELEBRATION OF OUR ADDICTION TO LISTEN TO THESE WARNINGS
THAT BODE THE LOAD THAT’S COMING TO YOUR ROAD!
MOST WOULD RATHER FORGET THE MESS
AND POP A BEER TO JOIN THE UNBLESSED!
IT’S IN THIS CELEBRATION OF THIS MESS
THAT’S RUINING THIS DRESS,
TO WHICH I’M FORCED TO STRESS
TO THE SECURE THE BEST ASSURANCE
OF NOT LIVING WITHIN THE MESS
IS TO AVOID TO MESS THAT FEEDS THE VIRAL!
ADRIENNE FONTES,
WTF ARE YOU?
YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN
ANOTHER TRUMPUTINPUBLICAN LIAR!
DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE ANY WORDS
THAT COME FROM YOUR REPUBLICAN MOUTH?
YOU ARE A TRUMPUTINPUBLICAN!
DECEPTION IS YOUR MANTRA!
YOUR ONLY GOAL IS TO DIVIDE AND CONQUER
FOR THE BEAST FROM THE EAST
SINCE ON THIS PRESIDENT’S WORD,
YOU CONTINUE TO FEAST!
DON’T EVER ASK ME TO BELIEVE ANY WORDS
THAT COME FROM YOUR MOUTH!
YOU ARE A BOLD ASS, AZ LIAR
SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN
WHO STILL SUPPORTS COMMUNISM IN OUR GOVERNMENT!
JUST HOW INDEBTED ARE YOU TO THE NRA?
DO YOU GET YOUR NEWS FOR THE FOX FAUX NEWS NETWORK
JUST HOW DUPED ARE YOU?
ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE PRESIDENT ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS?
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE IMPERVIOUS TO IT LIKE HE THINKS?
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THAT ATTITUDE WILL SAVE HIS LIFE?
CANNOT YOU SEE THAT THIS PRESIDENT IS A DEAD MAN WALKING?
HIS POLICIES HAVE ALL BUT KILLED AMERICA,
NOW, HIS POLICIES ARE TRYING TO KILL AMERICA
AND IF WE LET THEM HE’LL SUCCEED,
PLEASING ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD,
THE BEAST FROM THE EAST
SERVING US, WHAT WE NEED LEAST!
TO THIS I RESIST THE EMPTY GIST OF HIS GRIST!
IT DOES NOTHING BUT EXIST
IN THE MIDST OF AN ILLGOTTEN MYST,
ALL WITH INTENTIONS OF PUTTING
US TO GRINDSTONE OF BLISS
TO KEEP DRINKING HIS PISS,
WHICH I’D RATHER DISMISS
LIKE HIS YELLOW SHOWER
FOR A TOWER OF HIS POWER!