CAN’T ANY REPUBLICAN TELL ANY TRUTH, ANYMORE?

WHY DO THE INSIST ON LYING SO MUCH

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY AFRAID OF?

THEIR SHADOWS?

OR, THE SHADOW OF A LOOMING DOOMING

DONALD “THE DUMB” TRUMP?

HOW DUMB DOES THAT MAKE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM?

HAVE THEY HIT THE EPITOME OF STUPIDITY?

OR, DO THEY HAVE MORE WITH WHICH TO FOLLOW UP

SO WE CAN ALL THROW UP?

PUKE IS THE NAME OF THEIR GAME!

TO SPREAD IT AS FAR AND WIDE AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN!

ONLY TO LEAVE AMERICA AS AN ALSO RAN

ALL FOR THE PURPOSE TO GIVE IT TO A VLADIMIR PUTIN,

WHOSE DOIN NAUGHT MORE THAN SHOOTIN US

IN THE DONALD TRUMP CLUB FOOT

OF POTUS OF THE SCROTUM BOGUS!

WHATEVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD COULD

PERSUADE REPUBLICANS TO FALL FOR SUCH A RUSE,

AS CONSERVATIVE AS THEY ARE?

MAYBE A CON ARTIST?

HOW GOOD OF A CON ARTIST WOULD HE HAVE TO BE?

TO PULL OFF THIS GRANDEST RUSE OF 10 CENTURIES?

WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO INSULT AMERICA

WITH YOUR BLATANT IGNORANCE?

WHY DO YOU INSULT AMERICA BY ALLOWING DONALD

TO CONTINUE HIS ASSAULT ON AMERICA?

DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW INSULTING THAT IS TO AMERICA?

CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW WE’RE SEEN BY THE REST OF THE WORLD?

IS THERE A VALID AND HONEST REASON

FOR YOU TO SEEK SUCH A COMMAND?

WHAT IS IT THAT DEMANDS YOU TO ABANDON

YOUR PRINCIPLES TO CATER TO A CRIMINAL?

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO ALL OF YOUR CONSTITUENTS?

DO YOU REPRESENT MORE THAT JUST THE BEER AND BULLETS CROWD?

DON’T YOU REPRESENT ANYONE WHO’S MORE THAN JUST PROUD AND LOUD?

WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR PRIDE?

IS IT BUDWEISER PRIDE?

OR IS IT PABST PRIDE?

I DON’T CARE!

IT’S NOT SOMETHING I CAN POSSIBLY SHARE!

MY SENSES ARE MINE AND WILL NEVER BELONG TO ANY VINE,

OF THE CLOUDING OF WINE!

THE BEER ONLY STEERS YOU

TO A PORTLINESS VENEER!

WHILE ROBBING YOUR MIND,

IT CHANGES YOUR CLIME!

IT’S JUST LIKE THAT CHIME

OF THE NEVERENDING RHYME

THAT CARBS ARE THE NEATEST TREAT TO EAT OF ALL TIME!

BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT CAN BEAT YOUR CLEATS TO THE MEET!?

WHY HAVE YOU PUT OUR SPECIES IN ITS DIREST OF TIMES?

WE HAVE NEVER BEEN AS CLOSE TO EXTINCTION AS A SPECIES AS WE ARE TODAY,

ALL THANKS TO A SKANK FROM THE RANKEST, DANKEST, STINKIEST INKIEST

ADMINISTRATION TO EVER HIT AMERICA!

A CORRUPTION OF OUR SPECIES IS IN THE CENTER OF OUR WHITE HOUSE

AND ACTIVELY DOING HIS BEST TO DESTROY

U.S. AND HISTORY!

Why do we still have to listen to a man who doesn’t know what the hell he’s saying?

WHY THE FELL DO WE STILL LISTEN TO JIBBERISH TO GOVERN OUR NATION?

THE THE HELL CAN’T WE GROW UP?

IS BECAUSE OF AN OAF OF A LOAF,

IN OUR OFFICE OF THE GREATEST DOPE

OF ALL ETERNITY?

WHY CAN’T OUR CONGRESS PROTECT US, AS OUR FOUNDERS INTENDED?

WHY ARE THEY SO UNWILLING TO PROTECT THE WORLD!

IS IT AN EASTERN INFLUENCE THAT’S DRIVING THEM, BLIND

AND STEALING THEIR MINDS?

OR, IS IT THE GLYPHOSATE POISONING THAT ROBS EVERYONE’S MIND?

FOR A MAN WHO SAYs, “WE SAY COLLUSION TOO MUCH”

WHY DOES HE SAY IT MORE THAN ANYONE?

FOR A MAN WHO, “DOES THE BEST JOB”,

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MORE PROBLEMS WORLDWIDE

AND SPECIES-WIDE SINCE HIS INAUGURATION?

IF THIS PRESIDENT IS SO GIFTED,

WHY ARE WE SO SHAFTED BY HIS ADMINISTRATION?

WHO IS HE BUYING HIS GIFTS FOR?

HIMSELF?

OR, U.S.?

HOW IS HE BUYING THOSE GIFTS?

WITH OUR MONEY?

WHY IS HE STILL PRESIDENT?

WHY DO THE BEER AND BULLETS CROWD STILL ADORE HIM?

IS IT BECAUSE4 OF HIS LOVE OF BEER AND BULLETS?

DOES IT MATTER IF HE DRINKS THE BEER

OR SPREADS THAT FEAR THAT COMES ALONG WITH IT?

WHY DOES THIS MAN CALL ” HONORABLE MEN” DISRESPECTFUL,

WHEN HE’S THE EPITOME OF DESRESPECTABILITY?

WHO IS HE TRYING TO CON?

BARNUM BAILEY?

DIDN’T HIS GRANDPA TEACH BARNUM EVERYTHING HE KNEW?

WASN’T FREDERICH THE LOSER DONALD DOESN’T WANT TO EVER BE?

DIDN’T HE EVADE HIS MILITARY RESPONSIBILITY IN BAVARIA?

DIDN’T THIS HAPPEN DURING THE ASTRO-PRUSSIAN WAR?

DIDN’T HE TRY TO GET BACK HOME,

BUT WAS LOCKED OUT BY HIS GOVERNMENT?

IS THAT WHY DONALD’S DOING HIS BEST

TO RUIN OUR GOVERNMENT,

AND HIS REPUBLICAN PARTY?

WHY DOES CONGRESS LET HIM?

HOW DO YOU CONVINCE A MADMAN WITH A GLYPHOSATE BRAIN,

THAT HIS GLYPHOSATE IS THE LARGEST THREAT TO OUR SPECIES?

HOW CAN YOU MAKE HIM SEE THAT, BECAUSE OF HIS ADDICTION

TO GLYPHOSATE, HE IS THE LARGEST THREAT TO OUR SPECIES?

IS IT HIS DESIRE TO DESTROY HOMO SAPIENS TREK TO THE STARS?

HOW CAN HE SEE THIS IF HE’S STILL STUCK

ON THE PLAINS, EATING HIS GLYPHOSATED GRAINS?