What the f***? USMCA? IS THIS REALLY YOUR REPLACEMENT FOR NAFTA

YOU JUST HAD TO RENAME NAFTA,

DIDN’T YOU,

JUST SO YOU COULD TAKE CREDIT FOR IT,

DIDN’T YOU?

YEAH, WE’RE ON TO YOU.

THAT’S THE SIGN OF AN EGOTISTICAL BASTARD AND NOTHING MORE.

ALL IT DOES, IS TO CREATE FOR DISGUST IN MY HEART

INCREASING THE ANGST, OF MY WAIT FOR YOUR TO DEPART

I GUESS YOU DIDN’T THINK THAT JUST TWEAKING,

WHAT WAS THERE WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH.

I CAN’T WAIT FOR WHEN YOU’RE GONE,

FOR IT, ALSO TO BE GONE,

AS YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT

MY GREATEST HOPE IS THAT THE NEXT PRESIDENT

WILL REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY,

JUST AS YOU DID WITH YOUR PREDECESSOR

AND RE-INSTATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU’VE ABASED

HOW STUPID CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE, MR PRESIDENT?

WE KNOW, THAT STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES,

AS YOUR STUPID ALWAYS DOES WHAT DRIVES U.S. NUTS.

WE ALSO KNOW THAT YOUR BASE

IS ALL DUPED BY A RUSSIAN FACE OF DISGRACE

MEANT, ONLY, TO SHAME AMERICA’S GRACE

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS USMCA?

IS THIS REALLY YOUR IDEA OR CREATION?

THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN NAFTA 2.0

IN ANY KIND OF DECLARATION,

MAKING YOUR DECLARATION A COMPLETE MISCOMMUNICATION

WITH YOUR SIMPLY YOUR MONIKER ON IT FOR YOUR EGO.

THAT BLOWS.

JUST LIKE YOU.

THAT JUST GIVES ME ANOTHER THING OF YOURS,

FOR ME TO DETEST.

REST ASSURED, I DO,

MOSTLY, BECAUSE I HATE EVERYTHING YOU DO,

BECAUSE YOU’RE A DECEIVER, THROUGH AND THROUGH.

IS THIS HOW IGNORANT YOU WANT TO BE, AGAIN,  FOR TODAY?

IS THIS YOUR EXPRESSION OF STUPIDITY,

YOUR SHINING ACHIEVEMENT TO LEAD ALL OF U.S. ASTRAY?

AS FAR AS YOUR, AMERICA FIRST, PLOY,

YOU ARE THE ONLY ASSHOLE, THAT WANT’S THIS TOY.

EVERYBODY ELSE REALIZES THAT WE DON’T HAVE TO PLAY THAT COY.

INSTEAD, WE’D RATHER NOT DEAL WITH WHAT GIVES YOU JOY.

YOU INABILITY TO SEE THE OBVIOUS, IS A CLEAR INDICATION,

THAT YOU ARE RUSSIAN UNDERNEATH AND YOUR ONLY DESIRE IS TO TO RUSSIA’S BIDDING.

 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PERFECTLY GOOD ARRANGEMENT BEFORE YOU F***ED IF UP?

YOU, THE BASTARD OF MANHATTAN, WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO BE SO ELECTIVELY IGNORANT?

ARE YOU TOO LAZY TO GET EDUCATED?

HAVEN’T YOU BEEN TOO LAZY TO GET EDUCATED SINCE 4TH GRADE?

IS THAT WHEN YOU LEARNED THAT YOU COULD BUY YOUR GRADES?

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN YOUR 4TH GRADE MENTALITY,

YOU JUST STOPPED LEARNING WHEN YOU LEARNED THAT YOU COULD BUY EVERYTHING.

WHY DO YOU INSIST ON DISPLAYING YOUR FULL LINE OF STUPIDITY, EVERY SINGLE DAY?

CAN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING?

HOW STUPID ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE?

OR, IS THIS AN INTELLIGENT DESIGN FROM RUSSIA,

MEANT TO SCREW US OVER, ROYALLY?

IF THAT IS YOUR GOAL,

PLEASE COME,

VISIT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

AS AN INTRUDER,

SO I CAN SHOOT YOU.

I PROMISE TO MAKE YOU DEATH AS PAINFUL AS YOU’VE MADE MY LIFE.

I HAVE NEVER HELD ANYONE IN MORE CONTEMPT, THAN YOU, MR PRESIDENT.

NO OTHER ONE PERSON HAVE I DETESTED

MORE THAN THIS OAF OF A PRESIDENT.

YOU CAN REST ASSURED IN THAT MR PRESIDENT,

YOU ARE THE MOST.

YOU ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING PERSON

TO EVER HAVE WALKED THE EARTH.

I CAN’T FIND ENOUGH SUPERLATIVES

TO ADEQUATELY EXPRESS

MY CONTEMPT OR DISGUST FOR YOU.

YOUR EXECUTION SHOULD BE THE SLOWEST AND PAINFULLEST THAT CAN POSSIBLY BE,

IF YOU WERE TO START TO REPAY THE WORLD FOR THE DAMAGE YOU’VE DONE,

BUT NOT EVEN THAT WOULD COVER ALL OF YOUR DAMAGE.

NEXT TIME YOU SEE PUTIN, GIVE HIM MY CURSE.

IT MIGHT MEAN MORE COMING FROM YOU

SINCE HE’S ALREADY BOUGHT YOU.

HE’S BOUGHT YOU, HOOK LINE AND SINKER.

YOU ARE A PROVEN PATSY.

NOT WELL DONE.

WELL RUINED.

THAT’S YOUR M.O.

IF YOUR COOK WERE TO FEED YOU WITH A MEAL THAT YOU DESERVE,

IT WOULD BE A USMCA FECAL BOVINE CREPE,

IT’S THE ONLY THING SUITABLE FOR CREEPY SHEEP LIKE YOU.

AND, SHEEP YOU ARE.

YOU TRY TO BE A RAM, BUT YOU’RE A EWE.

JUST ENOUGH TO EAT AWAY AT AMERICA EVERY DAY

AND BECAUSE OF THAT YOU SHOULD BE WHISKED AWAY

INTO YOUR BAY OF DISMAY

TO NEVER AGAIN SEE THE LIGHT OF ANY DAY.

I HAVE NEVER HELD ANY ONE PERSON IN MORE CONTEMPT THAN THIS OAF

FOR WHAT HE’S DONE TO OUR NATION TO TURN IT INTO A RUSSIAN FEDERATION,

FOR THAT, MR PRESIDENT, EAT MY SHIT!

YOU DESERVE NOT A SPECK MORE.

EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR ADMINISTRATION

NEEDS TO BE REVAMPED TO EXCLUDE YOU,

YOUR FAMILY,

YOU CRONIES,

AND MOST OF ALL YOUR WRETCHED

APPOINTMENTS TO YOUR CABINET.

YOUR IDEA OF AMERICA FIRST, IS FOR NARCISSIST ONLY

YET, I TRY TO CHECK MY EGO, WHY CAN’T YOU?

YOU ONLY CHECK YOUR TO SEE IF IT’S STILL THERE.

FREE TRADE IN AMERICA,

THIS USMCA, NEEDS TO BE RESCINDED IMMEDIATELY

AND NAFTA RESURRECTED,

WE DON’T WANT YOU SIGNATURE ON ANYTHING

EXCEPT, A RESIGNATION FORM.

YOU SHOULD BE RESCINDED.

TO THE GARBAGE DUMP,

I CAN’T THINK OF A BETTER PLACE FOR A TRUMP.

WE WON’T BE ABLE TO WIPE YOUR STAIN OFF OF AMERICA

FOR TWO CENTURIES,

IF WE MAKE IT THAT LONG,

IF YOU HAVE YOUR WAY, WE’LL GO BANKRUPT BEFORE WE GET THERE

RUSSIA WILL LOVE THAT.

ISN’T IT YET, TIME FOR IMPEACHMENT?

HOW MUCH MORE DAMAGE ARE WE GOING TO ALLOW THIS RUSSIAN OPERATIVE TO DO?

DO YOU WANT U.S. TO CONGRATULATE YOU FOR YOUR FAILURES?

EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING IS SHOWING THAT?

BECAUSE WE CAN’T CONGRATULATE YOU FOR ANY OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS,

YOU HAVE TO, DON’T YOU? bUT THEN, THAT’S WHAT YOU LOVE BEST,

TO TAUT YOUR OWN ACHIEVEMENTS,

EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE WORTH NOTHING

TO ALL OTHER AMERICANS.

THEY HOLD VALUE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU,

AND YOU DECREPIT FAMILY,

WHO ALL BELONG IN THE HOOSEGOW.

YOUR RESERVATIONS ARE WAITING FOR YOU

AND YOUR USMCA AND YOU “GOOD DEALS”

WHICH ARE ALL NAUGHT FOR THE BETTERMENT OF AMERICA

BUT FOR THE DETRIMENT OF AMERICA

AND THAT, MAKES YOU THE ASSHOLE SUPREME

THE ASSHOLE THAT’S WORSE THAN MY HEMORRHOIDS

YOUR IGNORANCE HAS KEPT ME FROM SEEING ANY NEWSCAST

WHILE YOU’VE BEEN IN OFFICE,

BECAUSE I CAN’T STAND TO SEE YOUR FACE OR HEAR YOUR VOICE

THEY ARE BOTH AS DISAGREEABLE TO ME AS CANCER.

AS, YOU ARE THE CANCER OF AMERICA, IN THE 21ST CENTURY.

IF I WERE TO SPEAK THE TRUTH,

YOU ARE WORSE THAN CANCER AND HERE’S YOUR PROOF,

YOUR DISEASE COMES FROM THE HEART AND SOUL,

MAKING IT MORE DEADLY THAN ANYTHING,

ANYONE CAN EXACT,

FROM WHICH TO DEPART YOUR WEARY HOLE

USMCA
ODE TO A LOST KING OF ZING THAT’S GROWN OLD AND MOLDY DUE TO HIS TOADY SHOW OF GROADY FECAL DEXTROSE WRAPPED UP IN MY PROSE

USMCA IS A F***ED IDEA THAT SHOULD NEVER MANIFEST
EXPERIENCE THE END OF THE WORLD, AS WE, KNOW IT THANKS TO THE PRUMPTUTIN CORRUPTION

I HAVE AN ACUTE AVERSION

TO LISTENING TO HYPE AND DECEPTION,

YET, THAT’S ALL I HEAR FROM THIS PRESIDENT.

THIS MAN IS NOT A PRESIDENT.

HE’S A SUPREME CON ARTIST.

HE ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

IT CAME OVER HERE WITH HIS GRANDFATHER

WHO TAUGHT HIS FATHER, WHO TAUGHT THIS DIMWIT

HOW TO CON THEIR WAY TO RICHES,

REGARDLESS OF THEY PUT IN OUR BRITCHES.

I CAN TELL YOU THIS, IT ITCHES,

AND I DON’T LIKE THE STITCHES?

THAT HES TAKEN FROM WITCHES

TO BUILD ALL OUR DITCHES

TO ACCOMMODATE HIS DICTUS.

BECAUSE OF THAT, HIS USMCA IS FULL OF SHTTIS.