DRAIN THE SWAMP? OR FILL IT. WHICH IS IT MR. PRESIDENT?

YOU TRIED TO WARN US BUT LISTEN WE DIDN’T

BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE

OFF IN THE DISTANCE

(SOMEONE BY THE NAME HILLARY,

WE DIDN’T REALIZE THAT THE DISTANCE WAS, INSTEAD EAST, AS FAR AS RUSSIA)

IS THIS WHAT A RUSSIAN SWAMP LOOKS LIKE?

DID THEY BUILD THIS ONE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SHARE THEIR VERSION?

OR DID YOU BUILD IT TO BUY YOUR FRIEND’S FAVOR?

YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE GOING TO DRAIN THE ONE YOU SAID WE HAD,

BUT YOUR ACTIONS SPEAK COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY

DID YOU REALIZE THAT YOU HAD TO BUILD ONE FIRST?

WE SHOULD HAVE REALIZED THEN, OF YOUR LYING PROPENSITY

AGAIN YOUR ACTIONS SPEAK MUCH LOUDER THAN WORDS

TO PROVE YOUR INEPTNESS IN ALL THAT YOU ATTEMPT IS

EVIDENCE OF YOUR ENDEBTEDNESS

TO THE ONES WE HOLD IN CONTEMPT

WHICH WOULD INCLUDE YOU EXCEPT

THAT YOU CAN’T OWE YOURSELF

ANYTHING BUT SELF-RESPECT.

YOU’VE NOW SHOWN TO ALL

THAT YOU HAVE NONE OF IT

BUT, YOU WOULDN’T KNOW THIS

YOUR SINGLE MOST CALL

IS TO RENDER US ALL

DISMISSED BY YOUR GALL

FOR THIS, I HAVE TO TENDER MY CALL,

FOR YOU TO SURRENDER ALL

TO GIVE OUR NATION ITS ONLY CHANCE AT LIVING TOGETHER FOR ALL

THIS CANNOT BE DONE WITH YOUR TYPE OF GALL

AND WE’RE ALL WONDERING WHAT FOREIGN NATION WILL CATER TO YOUR APPALL

YOUR SUMMIT IN NORTH KOREA IS AN INDICATION TO ALL

OF WHO KNOWS WHAT BUTTONS TO PUSH TO PUSH YOU INTO THEIR STALL.

DON’T GIVE AWAY OUR NATION, I BEG YOU, WE KNOW OF YOUR TENDENCIES

TO CATER TO THOSE WHO CATER TO YOU TO TAKE AWAY ALL OF OUR DIVERSITY.

YOUR EGO IS MASTER OF ALL YOUR DISGUISES

IT LEAVES YOU A BASTARD IN ALL OF YOUR GUISES

YOU CAN’T TELL A WORM FROM A MAGGOT WELL KNOWN

FOR YOU ARE THE MAGGOT YET GROWING OLD

AND THAT’S WHY YOU’RE BLIND TO THE GROADY OLD MOLD

DESPICABLE IS AS DESPICABLE DOES

IN THIS NEW WORLD DESPICABLE SEEMS TO HAVE WON

NOT ONE IN THIS WORLD IS MORE DESPICABLE THAN THE DON

THE DIVIDER, THE CHIDER, THE MIZER OF NONE,

HE’S THE SPENDER OF GENDERS THAT LEAVES US ONLY ONE

OPTION OF EXPULSION TO RETURN TO US OUR COUNTRY

TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THIS MINDLESS BUMBLING

THAT A FECKLESS AND WRECKLESS, MINDLESS SPECK OF DECEPTION

THAT TELLS OF A PERCEPTION OF UNWARRANTED RECEPTION

BY AN ENEMY COLLECTION

WAITING IN THE LURCHES TO END OUR RECOLLECTIONS

OF YOUR PROMISE TO DRAIN THIS SWAMP, NOW FULL OF YOUR CONFECTIONS.

TO DRAIN, YOU FAILED.

TO FILL, YOU SAILED.

YOUR SWAMP IS NOW ALL YOURS BUT IT’S IN OUR PAIL.

YOUR DISTINCTIVELY IRREVERANT INSIDIOUS CONIVING JIVING

WITH THE JEANCREAM FROM THE EAST

MAKES YOU TOO A GOPHER LOOKING TO BE A LOAFER,

ALL THE WHILE KNOWING THAT YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN A GROPER,

A DOPER,

BUT NOT A MIDNIGHT ROPER.

YOU’RE THE MIDNIGHT CHOKER,

WE ALL LIKE TO CONSIDER NOTHING MORE THAN A JOKER

AND A BROKER OF SOILED CLOAKS,

ALL MADE TO STIFLE OUR VOTES

IN A SUCCESSFUL STALWART ATTEMPT

THAT WAS MORE LIKE A FEEBLE EVENT

THAT LEAD TO CONSEQUENTIAL DESTINATIONS

OF NON-DELIBERATION,

TO STEAL OUR ELECTION

TO ALTER OUR DIRECTION.

AND FORCE US ALL TO ADHERE TO MISCOMMUNICATION

THE DECEPTIVE ALTERATION OF ITERATION WITH NOTHING MORE THAN INTONATION

LEADING HORDES OF MISINFORMED IN OUR NATION

TO ALTER THEIR THINKING TO LEAN TO THE EAST IN THE RUSSIAN DIRECTION

TO GIVE TO THE OLIGARCHS THEIR UNDUE COLLECTION

OF DUES FROM OUR RUES

ALL MEANT TO GIVE US THE BLUES

FROM THE RUSE OF THE GOOSE OF RUSSIAN INFLECTION.